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Never forget > significant

"Come along, husband, time for our nightly non-sexual makeout session that may or may not lead to sex depending on how I feel"

@PsyopAnime kino

you don't get this far without making a few enemies

options are the last frontier and least discovered trade of defi and the larger eth landscape. it's also the biggest market in tradfi by thousands of degrees over the futures (perps) markets. alpha: fees are on notational, not premiums ;)

@UpdatingOnRome @ImBreckWorsham fuck that i wanna know all of it

@ImBreckWorsham You don’t even want to know

Posted and then almost instantaneously removed. What the literal hell is this?

The parallels between SpaceX and the South Sea Company are already pretty funny, but I propose we make it explicit by having SpaceX assume all US govt debt in return for the exclusive right to enslave any aliens they find in space.

@Anc_Aesthetics was thinking about this my gut is that it's liability for 'provoking violence'

His first press conference happened while the CRS was still active. Now this is his response. Just an insane 180. I would pay a lot of money to know what those scumbags were saying to victims' families to get them to cooperate.

@sayinshallah thank god it wasnt just me not that insane but still, oof

I’ve wanted to tell this story for years. Never had the courage. Here it is. I turned a presale allocation into $80 million on $OHM. Today I have $500k left. In 2021, I got a presale allocation in OlympusDAO, then aped heavily myself on top of it. The allocation got me in the door. My own conviction made me go all in. Staked everything. Watched it compound daily. By the peak I was sitting on $80 million. Then I started spending like the money printed itself. Private jets to Dubai because commercial felt beneath me. $40k weekends in Monaco. A garage full of cars I drove twice. Watches I never wore. I tipped $5k at dinners just to feel something. Every purchase was a flex for an audience that didn’t care. The casino was worse. High limit rooms in Vegas and Macau. I’d lose $2 million in a night and laugh it off because the portfolio would make it back by morning. Until it didn’t. When $OHM unwound, I didn’t sell. I doubled down. Then I leveraged. 5x, then 10x, trying to trade my way back to the peak. Every liquidation felt like a personal insult, so I’d open a bigger position. I wasn’t trading anymore. I was gambling with a different interface. $80 million became $20 million. $20 million became $4 million. I told myself $4 million was still life changing money. Then I levered that too. $500k. That’s what’s left. Here’s what I learned the expensive way: Unrealized gains are not money. I never had $80 million. I had a number on a screen and the arrogance to believe it was permanent. Getting in early is a gift. I treated it like a skill. The allocation didn’t make me a genius. It made me lucky. I confused the two for three years. Lifestyle inflation is a leak you don’t notice until the ship is underwater. The jets and cars didn’t kill me. The identity did. I became someone who needed to spend to feel like a winner. Leverage doesn’t get you back to even. It gets you to zero faster. Revenge trading is just grief with a chart open. Nobody at the table in Monaco remembers my name. I’ve carried this story alone for years. Too embarrassed to say it out loud. But $500k is more than most people will ever hold at once, and I’m done pretending the past didn’t happen. The next decade is about building slow and keeping what I make. If you’re up big right now, screenshot this. You’ll need it.

@thoughtcrime___ what the fuck get him(??) on reta asap this is unbearable

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This Vitalik's 2016 Reddit post gave core idea for Uniswap: 'Let's run on-chain decentralized exchanges the way we run prediction markets'. Hayden then built it and DEXs became core infra of DeFi where price discovery happens, LPs farm, and ppl can trade without KYC. What if the new idea by Vitalik becomes a new Uniswap? Or in this case Aave? He proposes DeFi without liquidations, built on options instead of debt. How it works in practice: Today on Aave you deposit 1 ETH at $1.5k and borrow $1k USDC. If ETH dumps too much (likely lol), a bot sells your ETH with a penalty. The whole system depends on real-time oracles being correct every second. Late liquidations incur bad debt. In Vitalik's design your 1 ETH splits into two tokens: a 'stable dollars' token and an 'ETH upside' token. - Borrowing: sell the stable token for cash, keep the upside token. If ETH dumps you just lose the upside. No liquidation bot and no penalty - Stablecoin: hold the stable token. Worst case it slowly turns back into ETH rather than depegging overnight - Leverage: buy the upside token. Max loss is what you paid and you can't get liquidated It works like buying a call option: you pay once upfront, that payment is the most you can ever lose, and a temporary price wick can't liquidate you since only the price at expiry counts. The two tokens always add up to 1 ETH, so the protocol can't end up with bad debt. And the price oracle is only checked once at expiry so slow prediction-market style oracles are enough, no real time price feeds. Since positions expire you have to roll them. But this creates new DeFi products like Pendle-ish vaults that automate the rolling for a fee. This design removes cascading liquidations from DeFi lending. Gotta keep an eye on it.

These hypergamous Wyches are getting ridiculous! Even the small Cults are demanding of their Archon patrons: Over 6'6" 6 super exotic slaves (not just Mon-Keigh livestock) 6 cruisers under your direct command "And what do you bring to the Arena?" You ask. Her: "I AM the Arena!"

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

@Lorgarwasright2 Just played this mission tonight

@ExcindioLegio Can you imagine being police and not resigning at this point Must be 80% immigrant police force over there

Doing God's work boys. Millions must go

If one man can hold you down, two can rape you Get in the fucking gym

another reason we don't fly to the US

Illegals were getting 2% interest rate covid FHA mortgages with 0 down payment backed by the US Government. Thats why we cant afford a fucking house.

@LesniakAndrew42 @realJeremyCarl Huge for neets out of work for 10+ years

@realJeremyCarl With this, we can get IQ testing for employment back.

THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. There is no point in nibbling around the edges or changing statutes. The entire concept of disparate impact is unconstitutional and must be repudiated root and branch.