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Game Theory is excited to announce our collaboration with @Mutatoads LET THE VIBES RISE

i know what they look like. but on the low. i kinda fuck with rock shrimp

@Melt_Dem @cokiehasiotis I knew we should've bought

ps i'm writing a bhaddie vibe capitalist post about n project so yeah i'm part of the problem

can’t wait to read 10,000 VC thot boi threads about how loot is the future of x this is why we can’t have nice things

If ya girl buys snacks from home goods stores just know i know she a freak

Another quarter of straight As all due to my pornographic memory 🎓

Every decision I make is by vote. 3-0 or I ain’t doing it. That’s why you ain’t ever see me, myself, and I alone in a room together. Now last night when I wanted steak, I had to do some campaigning for me to get the myself vote (who owed him a favor) and we did end up at Outback.

They actually made it a law a few years back that every man must say their fashion icon is Asap Rocky

my pop punk essentials playlist will be hearing about this

every day i lay out five slices of mortadella and search the white specks for symbols. today i find three good symbols and two evil. i gobble the evils and place the goods back in the wrapping. i do this until i have a complete set of tarotdella. New Yorkers pay $17 for my panini

@cokiehasiotis best twete yet*

@bad2deboni maybe ur best twete

the name of every cheesemaker who first discovered a cheese is lost to time but they make my babies memorize the name of every man who owned a boat between 1046-1612 and then they act like there isn’t an agenda

love sippin’ on champagne. love sippin’ on a lil bubbly. feels like pop rocks, looks like jacuzzi water. my cul-de-sac elegance. Ed, Edd n’ Eddy typa zippy juice and im Ed Sheeran. pop a ferrero rocher in my champagne then im whispering in my waiter’s ear—“call that my ambrosia.”

@gabecubed my body has figured out how to wake me up quickly in the morning and it’s by having bloody MARYs 😂😂. My brunch drink of choice! (or as your uncle calls it—my go go juice 😂) - - With Love, Aunty K

my body has figured out how to wake me up quickly in the morning and it’s by having bloody noses