alexis kelley

@vxylily Thanks for reminding me mine got stolen bc people are mean. I’m casette tape old btw thanks for asking

You may be old but, are you this old??

@chefsevenn Another burger..? Is that a side option

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@gwaltneyaimee @otokyo__ Time to invent a name. I’m going with Cuckoo Nuts.

@otokyo__ They are for a clock…not sure what they are called…

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

I got all the way til they jumped it to 900. And then I still got most of no training. And you think I talk and write fast. HAHAHAHA

@nobleisawinner In addition to the Buc-ees logo. It should just say “white people”. Better yet make it a sports team but THE INVADERS. Why are you allowing respect?? You are too kind to people who don’t deserve anything. START COMPLAINING LOUDER. Love the shirt. It’s a great START. Respect to u

@nobleisawinner No bc it should be the bucees logo. THAT would really cook us. As a white person, we’re kind of the worst. Respect to all native people, everywhere

STUPID CUTE IS RIGHT and people think I still like jam bands lol lol lol

@mike_gordon Who’s mikb gordon

@geyanastasio @CLTPhishChick I’d like to think if it was super awesome you would have maybe stood up from the stool but edibles be what edibles do 🤷🏻‍♀️ not my show vibe but I love you had fun either way bc moe is a lot of fun

moe. rules! Took 25 mg of edibles and just plopped my ass down in a stool and enjoyed the tunes. Didn’t know all the new tunes but got to hear some classics like Water, Shoot First and Kyle’s Song! They also played ATL for @CLTPhishChick !

@ConnectingRoads @Marc_Brownstein lol this is about right for them and UM going forward. You heard it here next year.

@Marc_Brownstein See you at the mish! Come play at Riverside ;)

I love creating music so much. It’s the greatest high in the world. You take silence and then fill it with noise and it makes you dance and pump your fists, and it’s just you and your desk. I am so grateful that I get to make music for my job and can’t wait to play it for you!

@disco_biscuits PS plz stream telluride. With crowd shots of everyone super high trying to jam the actual worst biscuits set ever. Hey PROVE ME WRONG lol I used to like the biscuits and I love acoustic music. This kinda sounds like punishment. Not at all sorry that I wont.. Yall have fun tho lol

JUST ANNOUNCED: Summer Tour 2026 • We're hitting the east coast this summer, plus playing our 3rd ever Powered Down set at our 1st ever Telluride Jazz Fest! TICKETS: 3/27 @ 10am ET PRE-SALE: 3/25 @ 10am ET (Sign-Up at discobiscuits.com for password)

@disco_biscuits lol acoustic biscuits???? Is this real?? Lmfaoooo I might go JUST to watch people get high AF on ketamine and not know what to do standing around. Sounds absolutely terrible. Worst idea since ideas 😆😆😆

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee @theflaminglips I heard it’s not the same without Jake. I listened. Woof. Woof. Triple woof. Band is cooked. Good thing they still have you.

Yep, it’s the last week of West coast @umphreysmcgee tour… we head to Bend, Spokane, Missoula, Jackson Hole & Park City to close out the run. First Wyoming show at Rendezvous with @theflaminglips, let’s go! State #49! Which tunes are you hoping to hear?

Hey @tacobell Why can’t I add eggs to EVERYTHING during breakfast?? Or onions to my brekky things??? This is mean and nasty and unnecessary. Also plz make the butter chimken taco a reality here or im going to REVOLT

@BaskinRobbins this @Trolli_USA flavor was so stellar. I’m really sad it’s going away. Please keep it!!!

@thenealfrancis @pitchfork Nice one I was like WHAT no way. Oh haha yeah no way

Good news: finally got reviewed by @pitchfork. Bad news: they hated it. Read more here: 10atoms.com/NF-Pitchfork

@goldlikejoel @united @SCI_Official @umphreysmcgee This man deserves them united

Where are our upgrades @united? 😆

@tacobell can I plz have a discount code for ordering Taco Bell since I almost but didn’t win the mikes hot honey jacket but I wanna try the sauce. You can slide in my DMs it’s ok but hurry I’m hungry

@tacobell I really tried to win the jacket

somebody pls thank mike cause this hot honey diablo sauce with our nuggets >>>>

@sugarmaggz Best of luck to you and your raft face. I bet you look charming actually

BITCH!!!! I LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN FLOATING AT SEA ON A MAKESHIFT RAFT FOR 8 DAYS. STFU

I’m back in an intensive therapy program for my OCD and depression. I need it. More than one of the social workers here has told me that they think that I have a “beautiful complexion.” That cured me instantly I don’t need to come back anymore actually.