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@badg_er
Sick person. Propagandized fool.
earth Katılım Haziran 2017
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u guys will be so relieved to learn that every 14 year old ever so far has been an idiot
giatt@1owroller
i don’t think you guys realize how cooked we are. my little cousin (14) unironically just speaks in brainrot. lives in a highly educated area, picturesque white picket fence suburbs. every other sentence is a meme or some soundboard effect. it’s just how he communicates
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@CartoonsHateHer @Shenanigans_luv If anyone's cooking it's the guy wearing a skin suit when it's 100° out
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We are now entering the “Joe Biden is a body double wearing his corpse as a skin suit” era
Stew Peters@realstewpeters
The real question is how long has Joe Biden been dead?
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i had a regular “mountain dew” yesterday. hope no one “woke” gives a f*ck and cancels me over that. pronouns
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my bf started learning to write in cuneiform and today a big slab of clay arrived in the post. sometimes you can really see the form your life is about to take
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Shout-out to all who tried out the new BMX track, especially the bros who brought the complimentary cruiser bikes from the hotel 🤣
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The town my in-laws live in put up a slide that is "way too big" and "actually dangerous." If I don't tweet again, it's because I died going down it.
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For months I've been blocking every ad I see on here and it's finally paying off!
公式：ちぃたん☆大阪@Chiitan_Osaka
Experiment how long Chiitan can endure if roll with a crane.
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@PO4Cascade @wtyppod Me: Googles something mining-related
Ads for the next ~week: THE GRIZZLY VALLEY MINE IS AN EXCELLENT ENVIRONMENTAL STEWARD THAT HAS PASSED ALL INSPECTIONS AND DEFINITELY HAS NOT BEEN DUMPING TOXIC WASTE IN THE GRIZZLY RIVER
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I hope it’s slowly dawning on the MAGA Republicans that Joe Biden is now a President with total immunity and legal protections for official presidential actions as granted to him by the Supreme Court — and unencumbered without the electoral concerns of seeking re-election.
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@who_shot_jgr His running mate: The radioactive (?) mouse that lives in EBR-1 (No Milkshake NO NO NO NOOO)
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@HannahPosted Reminds me of all the "whelp, I guess we're more sexist than racist" hot takes after the 2008 Dem primary
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@garbitchman And don't get me started on trying to explain to the teacher why the stairs only took up a 3' square in the corner
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@garbitchman Reminds me of high school drafting class. First assignment: Measure your house, make a floorplan.
Turns out the stone walls of my parents' 1850s farmhouse taper from 3' to 1' on the inside, so the top floor is a foot wider than the bottom floor, which AutoCAD did NOT like.
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@ShotgunWillard @YIMBYLAND Yeah, there's a free train that goes directly from the parking lot to the terminal. (if you live in the apartments directly below the runway, it's $16/45 minutes/3 transfers)
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@defensemint When "A Country Boy Can Survive" comes on at rural bars around here, folks nod solemnly at "he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life."
I'm like, he could've just handed over the $43 and been fine, right?
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@RadishHarmers Elderly couple downsizing to make room for a young family is Good, Actually
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Ostensible leftists cheering at a disabled man being pushed out of his job, resulting in his family losing their house. Disgusting.
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@motiblackart Yeah, it shouldn't matter whether you're autistic or not. General anti-bullying programs would have huge benefits for undiagnosed ND and even NT kids.
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@StansaidAirport You think that's bad, you should've seen the disaster when we had him across the pond for 4th of July fireworks
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Kenny in Bomb Disposal had a Birthday lunch today. Never been so bored watching someone open presents.
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@StansaidAirport You used to see those everywhere - Sadly, most were scrapped when they switched over to diesel airliners that had a reverse gear.
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Prestwick Airport's pushback tractor. Isn't she a beauty?
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