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Reminder: this is still the greatest ad ever made.

Chinese scientists have developed, The best shortest-path algorithm in 41 years! A team from Tsinghua University has broken Dijkstra's "sorting barrier" - the first improvement since 1984. Just use for a world-map 🤯 Paper - arxiv.org/pdf/2504.17033 x.com/0x0SojalSec/st…

@CureShot9 @Square > Refunds are only available in the form of Square gift cards for bitcoin payments. From squareup.com/us/en/bitcoin

@Square what if a refund is required?

Bitcoin payments are now live 🟧🚀 squ.re/acceptbitcoin

@woolworths I just want to use your site to find out if a thing is in stock and you need my email address, phone number, date of birth and permission to spam me? WTF??

4:30pm: Whale opens $100M+ BTC short 4:50pm: Trump announces 100% China tariffs 5:20pm: RECORD $19.3 BILLION liquidations That whale’s profit: $192 MILLION in 50 minutes. This wasn’t luck. This was insider trading. Subpoena the exchange logs. Name the desks. Prove markets are fair … or admit they’re not. RT if you want answers.

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@insultsrare Woah, @profgalloway sure went downhill

@MikeCarlton01 Wait, do IS members otherwise have an IQ over 71? Wouldn't have thought so.

This is pure evil. AFP plods actually enticed a disturbed kid to commit crime. Then charged him. Heads should roll. But nah, it’ll all be swept under the carpet. theguardian.com/australia-news…

@thechosenberg It's secret code for an alien invasion. Whey gun 🛸

Nobody: Guy you went to high school with on his IG story:

@PrestonPysh @PeterMcCormack @Tom4Change @realbedford Brave of him to post a picture of where he sleeps.

@PeterMcCormack @Tom4Change @realbedford He sure parades around like he’s doing something - all talk evidently!

Sadly @Tom4Change highlights his continued ignorance regarding @realbedford’s requirements in his comments to the Bedfordshire Independent. “These things take time and we’re working on making sure Real Bedford can have a suitable home that meets their requirements, and look forward to continued discussions with them.” - Mayor Tom Wootton It would take 3 years minimum to find a suitable site, get planning approval, fund and build a new stadium. We have present needs for our current ground grading and for the next two seasons yet we only have two years left on our lease. We have explained these issues to him and the council over and over. Sadly he has promised our facilities to Bedford Town and is now is trying to put a square peg in a round hole. Mayor Tom is bad for Bedford. Bad for football in Bedford. Bad for youth football in Bedford. Bad for women’s football in Bedford. cc @BedfordTweets bedfordindependent.co.uk/real-bedford-f…

Yeah, qantas is a great brand. But since 1988 I only ever hear the name in my head spoken like Rain Man chucking a fit with Tom Cruise.

1. You can understand it all at once, where none of the parts mean anything without all the others. 2. You can understand it compositionally, where your understanding of the whole is composed of your understanding of the parts.

@dieworkwear Agree. For sure there's a Cartier and a Starbucks hidden away here somewhere

i've said this before, but i feel like there's a bell curve for optimal home size, and past a certain point, it feels like you're living in a commercial space (e.g., malls, shopping courts, resorts, etc). doesn't feel cozy or private.

OK I’m convinced. Let’s do it. Switch all currency to Bitcoin or anything with a finite amount. No more money printing allowed. Just imagine if the government could not send money to other countries for endless wars unless we cut something else. Not because they didn’t want to, but because they were out of money to spend. The only way to get more money would be to take it from the American people on their taxes. I bet we would all take voting a little more seriously if our representatives had to be responsible with our money for once and couldn’t overspend without it coming out of our pockets.

@pulte Would love to see your magic on nostr ✨

@cb_doge Greenland or Newest York

@obibi @shieladixon I’m going to ask my optometrist for some Pareto glasses 🤓

@shieladixon hindsight is 80 ‘%20’

"yes that seems absurd now". Does it?? I still think it's terrible to use a space in a filename. Am I alone?

@shieladixon You. Are. Not. Alone.

@InternetH0F D file me