Shelley Eriksen

@budweiserstage Lie.

#TTC providing service that's... Below and within. (That's a play on above & beyond, y'all)

I’m kidding, nothing could make @AirCanada look good.

I’ve always enjoyed train travel but this was a failure of nerve somewhere along the line. The worst part? This just made Air Canada look good.

So a drunk guy reeking of his last week liberates a knife from his knapsack on the @VIA_Rail car from Montreal to Toronto. And sure, it’s to cut his brick of mozzarella, but he was hammered before we left the station, and I’ve watched him take drugs, and everyone is on edge.

@TheDHTaylor not raisins. I'm begging you.

After doing some reading and tv watching, I've decided to write a series called The Fall Of The House Of Taylor, about madness, murder, the supernatural, fate and butter Tarts (with raisins). I hope the Canadian public is ready for it.

@aeroplan is so useful and helpful and interested in customer service they did not reach out to me about any of my observations; Maybe the doctor bill from the clinic that treated my NEW mold-induced asthma will merit attention. YOUR HOTEL MADE ME SICK

Dear @Aeroplan, here's the hotel you're promoting:

So @Aeroplan, thanks for your usual stellar service. Clearly you hate your customers, and hey, @Aeroplan? Read the reviews on all social media everywhere - it's reciprocal.

the @Aeroplan rant, cont'd. First up, can't reach @Aeroplan . Second, the hotel - truly horrible, Las Palmas by the Sea in PV, Mexico - is falling apart, and third, each of the three rooms we were shown REEKS of mould - or mold, if that's your spelling jam.

@Aeroplan It's not like I want to talk about @Aeroplan in public. But @Aeroplan won't provide you with a way to reach them, here is where you end up. So @aeroplan...

Define basic fail, then add contempt. Well done, @AirCanada theguardian.com/world/2023/oct…

The Beyoncé track I just listened to had 18 credited writers. That's easily 13 more than the last writing room I was in. To be fair, the song was over four minutes long. #SAG

@okaino glorious. resplendent. amazeballs.

A new production, a new production office! First full day in the office and I’m enjoying the ascetic aesthetic while it lasts. (I give it a week.) #lotci @cameronpicstv @LarkTV

@zoewhittall thank you. That brought back so much joy.

The Joel and Sam Gloria dance scene best depiction of epic queer dude/fat girl joy since: #fpstate=ive&vld=cid:88507ff1,vid:QmZIL8hkhZE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">google.ca/search?q=my+so…

@elonmusk comedy AI writers killing it today.

Lil X just asked if there are police cats, since there are police dogs 😂

@jfiliatrault There's another vote you haven't listed... #wehavenotes

I miss my knees.