Bridget Horton

the bird is freed

me in the elevator with my friend who’s scared of being in elevators twitter.com/drutejada/stat…

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

This is only some shit @badluckbridge would say 🤣😭🤣

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane

THE COMMENTS ON NORTH’S TIK TOK IM CRYING 😭 OMFG

RHCP: Red Hot Chili Peppers my brain: Real Housewives of Chili Peppers

@instagram “bringing you closer to what you love” lmfao delete my account since y’all support Brian Laundrie being protected from the comment section instead of supporting his disposal!!!!

Hi this is an announcement for everyone with my number. Please leave me alone. I’m sick and I’m tired and really don’t have the energy to update everyone on everything I’m doing. If something happens, I will tell you. Until then, please let me rest. Thank you.

PEMDAS = please excuse my dumptruck ass, sis

me: i read pets are important for home security wife: omg are we getting a dog me: *opening briefcase full of bees* bees