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Mike Ward
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Mike Ward
@badsciencemonk
If laughter is the best medicine my jokes are placebos.
England Katılım Nisan 2011
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This entire story is Trump's presidency in a nutshell: the DOJ brings totally baseless charges against an ordinary citizen in order to satisfy Trump's narcissistic delusions, and then, after having wreaked havoc on the guy's life, says "Never mind." Utterly pathetic.
ABC News@ABC
BREAKING: The Justice Department moved to dismiss the Reflecting Pool vandalism charge against Olympian David Hearn, citing "flawed installation" work by a contractor. abcnews.link/5lV8ZBc
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@REDACTEDSpider Be more talented than the inadequate who wrote the article
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Dafuq did Tom Holland do for these types of articles?
VANITY FAIR@VanityFair
With 'The Odyssey' and 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day,' 30-year-old Tom Holland is poised to be king of the box office this summer for playing two childish roles. We think it’s time he hangs up the tights vanityfair.com/story/tom-holl…
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@Zanotheninja @Spizzlee @nuel_irl I prefer this effect to the Xavier “freezing time” equivalent from the Fox movies which didn’t make sense
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Correct me if i’m wrong but within Jean Grey’s psionic or telekinetic wave, every moving object appears to freeze in place
So how did Punisher’s bullet got through the wave and hit Spider Man???
#SpiderManBrandNewDay
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@Duhlorean98 Next thing you know she’ll be killing billions of broccoli people
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Don’t know how I’m supposed to sympathize with Jean Grey in the MCU when she’s out there killing random people for no good reason and suffers no real consequences for it. And that’s not even the only evil thing she does.
What an odd way to introduce this pivotal X-Men character.
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@Apex_willye Perhaps Yelena arranged it with her connections while scouting Frank for the Thunderbolts because he punches and he shoots.
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How is he able to move around the city so freely when he’s still one of the most wanted men in New York?
AdnaanJnr@AdnaanJnr
I never thought I would ever see Punisher this sad. Spider-Man Brand New Day
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@DarkOfTheMovie I’m sure he’s got financial help via Yelena or Damage Control.
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My one complaint for BND is them not telling me how Peter has funded this tech. Has he ever been employed? Gotta know how he’s paying for lil c😭
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@biggtegzz @DiscussingFilm I’d argue it’s the best. But not easily. It’s neck & neck with Spider-Man 2
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‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has earned $74.5M in domestic previews.
Biggest box office preview number OF ALL TIME, passing ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
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@biggtegzz @DiscussingFilm I’d say it’s the best Spidey full stop although Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 is close. The Spidey agility/action is definitely better than every other live action film and every animated version apart from Spider-Verse.
One post credit credits scene
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@DiscussingFilm People that have seen it
How good is it compared to the other three?
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@charlesarthur I loved it. Apparently it’s closer to the book than the Wayne film so I got the book to read.
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The Coen Brothers' version of True Grit is so great, and Jeff Bridges and Hailee Steinfeld so fantastic.
Bridges has a fantastic repertoire of quizzical looks.
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Meanwhile, Gen X couples are celebrating 30+ years together because he once drunkenly said 'You've got great tits - fancy a snog?' and she said, 'let me finish me fag first' at some shit nightclub in Doncaster in 1992.
mads campbell@martyrdison
every good man i’ve ever been on a date with has sent a car (usually black car) it’s very weird to not send a car and also, when you’re dating, you should be on your boyfriend/husband’s uber family account i don’t see why this is controversial
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@whippletom The thirst for reviews in the modern world is so tedious. "And how would you rate our email asking you to rate our website? How would you rate our phone call asking you to rate our email asking you to rate our website?"
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From the point at which I booked my travel insurance I kept getting these reminders to review it. But how can I review it until I claim? It slightly makes me mistrust all the five star reviews. "Five stars: the website works."
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every good man i’ve ever been on a date with has sent a car (usually black car)
it’s very weird to not send a car
and also, when you’re dating, you should be on your boyfriend/husband’s uber family account
i don’t see why this is controversial
Blaine Anderson@datingbyblaine
Single girlfriend in NYC’s text exchange with a Hinge match. She’s upset. In my opinion… - She’s entitled to whatever expectations of men she wants, but asking a stranger from the internet to send a car is cringey, and she has no business being upset if he won’t - The guy’s response is simultaneously fair, abrasive, and weird. Just say “How about I come to you?” if you still want the date, or “I don’t think this is a fit…” if you don’t Hard not to stay stuck single if you interact like this 😬
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The winner is 10% IHT for all, 2nd 1.8% tax on income
Paul Lewis@paullewismoney
Choose how to pay for care in future
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Google appears to have casually added an AI image generation function to Google Earth. I can’t think of a single way this could go horribly wrong.
𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚔 𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚜𝚜@henkvaness
Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. What on earth is Google doing? Check my latest post here: digitaldigging.org/p/how-to-plant…
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Never thought I’d see the day, but I’ve just switched my phone’s default search engine. Google is now useless to me as a source of reliable information.
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So it appears Jason Aday *did not* claim to have been a professional footballer (semi-pro at best) nor to have been a professional snooker player; it was bad transcription from this video.
Happy to correct. (We await news on marathons and multiple miles.)
The Leopard In The Basement Is A Sensible Name@tlitb
@charlesarthur @bnkrptarstocrat @OxSoc Just to let you know someone found the video and the new Bath transcript looks correct. youtu.be/8vZFY14oCpE?si…
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@COMMI3MARK The 1990s had an absurd number of ridiculously attractive women showing up in what were basically kids' movies. Halle Berry in The Flintstones was absolutely wild, though
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Cameron Diaz ain't even the hottest woman in The Mask.
bearwiitch@bearwiitch
this being our intro to cameron diaz is crazy
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@SandyofSuffolk @TalkTV So he’s going to admit to benefit fraud? Lucky for him he doesn’t exist.
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It's this easy to get PIP. If you're a scrounging liar.
A caller into @TalkTV says he's perfectly fit and healthy but just to see how easy it is to play the system, he applied for PIP online, making up a few answers on the claim form.
He's just been awarded £170 a month. Without ever having to speak to anyone, see anyone or have a doctor confirm his 'ailments'.
He's now going to 'phone them and admit what he's done and refuse the payments. Because he's honest.
But as we know, hundreds of thousands aren't. And we're being fleeced by these scroungers.
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