baeforbiryani

I'm watching The Great Flood on Netflix and the thought of surviving an apocalyptic flood with a toddler is sending me into a spiral. These little shits will be our doom for not staying in one place.

@ananyashasau Had to pay 💸 for police verification. Sometimes the postman who delivers the passport will ask for some 💸

Is there even a single person in India whose passport was made without paying a bribe? 😭 Are any of you here that lucky? And if not, how much did you have to pay?

Gift for Indians! #Meloni #Austerity

@jaypanicker Having a national flag in your profile pic is disgrace, cos you're clearly dvmb and blind

PM is traveling abroad to secure investments and ensure energy security in this period of economic gloom due to various global wars. It is one thing to know that, as a contender of PM post over the last 16 years, you don't have the intellectual capacity to understand this. However, I am intrigued to see your irritation towards promoting a reputed Indian brand (Parle). Is it because you don't want Indian brands to be showcased on the global stage? Or are you disgruntled by your intelligence (or lack of it), which has kept you puzzled over why melody is chocolaty?

Hon’ble PM’s Europe trip has been an absolute disaster. From refusing to answer Norway’s free press, blocking Dutch PM queries on minority rights to cringe-worthy selfies & Melody Meloni khi khi in Italy - each action has embarrassed India globally.

Funny how bhakts who degraded former PM Manmohan Singh by calling him Maun Mohan (Silent PM) are now writing thesis on how PM Modi doesn’t owe the country any press conferences or unscripted interviews.

Modi is planting a sapling in Rome with Italian PM Giorgia Meloni. But his government is preparing to cut down 10 lakh trees for the Great Nicobar Island project back home in India. 🫡

Insane stuff 🤣🤣🤣

@allergictocults 😆😆

@baeforbiryani Ade madipoina masala dosa attu tippi ittu tippi chirak vasthundi 🫩

Bore kodthuni ra Prashant neel Ade rotta... Enni sarlu raaa nee yebbba

Period diva 🤏🏻🤟🏻 Slay your life as you wish

At ripe age of 80yrs, pulling all cringe shit

@nsitharaman Then why is our economy and rupee tanking mam ?

Since 2014 we continue to serve every sector and every section of our society through our policies and initiatives. Farmers, the poor, women, youth, MSMEs are at the core of our governance structure. Let me ask: - Are 58 crs JanDhan A/cs for Adani/Ambani ? - Are 57 crs MUDRA loan A/cs for…? - Are the PM Vishwakarma Yojana, PM Internship scheme for…? - Are e-Shram Cards, G RAM G Act which provides 125 days of employment without leaks, Ayushman Bharat for...? - Are 9 crs+ PM KISAN disbursements for…? - Are Lakhpati Didi / Drone Didi meant for…? - Is the Excise duty cut on Fuel for…? - Is PM Garib Kalyan Anna Yojana for…? - Is 1 crore SVANidhi A/cs for…? - We continue to protect farmers by not passing high international fertiliser prices. Was it done for…? - We brought ECLGS 5.0 for MSMEs. Was that for…? - Agriculture Credit growth was 15.7% last year. Was that for…? - MSME credit growth was 33% last year. Was that for…? ग़रीब, किसान , युवा , महिला - सब ढाँचे का अहम हिस्सा हैं । We are focused on the welfare of common people. If @INCIndia and its leaders cannot contribute positively to nation-building, they should stop being obstructionists. A responsible opposition does not engage in fear mongering.

Just saw a reel in IG where a girl is convincing that couples should go for adoption over biological children. This is equally as bad as (if not more) criticising DINK couples for not having kids. Pls calm down

The concept of blaming opposition while being a modi fan is so fucking hilarious

No human rights violation over here, where the ruling party is openly calling for brutal violence on women

We get very good information these days. Modi ji, did Norway agree to your personal request to remove Adani from their pension fund black list?

Underdog cinemalaki dalit, tribal characters kavali.. Kani real life lo valla meedha jarige atrocities gurinchi matram evadu matladadu.. Highlight entante ee cinemalu teese ee nakoukulaki kuda telusu asalaina villains evaru ani.. It all comes back to caste.

@mayursejpal @jonasgahrstore @norwayinindia @IndiainNorway One unscripted question and the whole Sanghi ecosystem is rattled. Itna kyun darte ho sawalo se? This why he has done zero press conference in 12 years!

All this seething because a journalist wanted to ask questions ? Oh gobar gang