miss bae

right so okay

when my flowers die i have to kms

my flower vase filled with the prettiest flowers <3

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

doing the ice bucket challenge on my grandma every day for no reason

i just be saying shit my bad

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

id make the elephant feel welcomed

i don’t understand rhetorical questions and i never will

Computa… just blow my shit smooth off

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

I'm trying to be less condescending. I bet you don't even know what that means.

I’m serious when it comes to playing around

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it

My hamster just microwaved me

ordering a grand piano to my 50th floor apartment on uber eats

Picking at my scalp until I reach brain

fuck it lets fart together for the rest of our lives