Brittany Garcia
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Brittany Garcia
@bag4her
Pluviophile~Lover of paint stained hands~Weirdo~Music freak~4-H is life~Perfectionist~Sky above me, Earth below me, fire within me~B.A.G ❤️
Katılım Ocak 2013
601 Takip Edilen213 Takipçiler
Pet peeves include: lying, whining, complaining, tardiness, insensitivity and egocentrism. 🙃
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My niece honestly thought she was a vampire because she's pale and licked the blood off her finger when she cut herself #MyFamilyIsWeird
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Me: Time to get up.
4-year-old: No!
Me: Last night you cried because you didn't want to go to bed.
4: I'm older now.
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[old souped-up Honda Civic with extra loud exhaust drives by]
4-year-old: Why is his car so noisy?
Me: He didn’t graduate high school.
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4-year-old: I want to be a grocery store checkout lady.
Me: You should aim higher.
4: I'll give you free cookies.
Me: Follow your dreams.
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Right now there are countless people partying & having the time of their lives
You're staring at your phone reading this tweet
That is all
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