Eathan “bag attack” lemmiwinks

The kind of prep work school doesn’t teach you. #hailstate #rapevandy

This final airport beer is the only thing I have left from spring break. Say some prayers

@JerryThomp24 Jerry I’m sorry to hear that, hopefully your vagina fully heals.

Birthed a cow today one of the more stressful/disgusting things I’ve ever experienced @bag_attack460

@broadchecks Starkville-> Sedona pipeline needs to be studied.

Some call this the Starkville of the west

Spring break might not be happening for Eathan. @SouthwestAir you are absolutely pitiful, thanks for the 15 hours of delays. Enjoy this airport food that I can’t afford

@JerryThomp24 I’ll talk to Donnie T about the deportation rates #cheaplabor

@bag_attack460 Need your minority leader to hurry up on my DoorDash order getting anxious

@JerryThomp24 I don’t Eskimo with your kind #nolikeus

@bag_attack460 Laying down the law tonight, I’ll send her your way after

What the fuck @realDonaldTrump

I love that body of yours #fuckme #lank #donnyt

@JakeLockerVols Jake the sweet water plays, stop the negative self talk.

@stoolpresidente Thanks douche, another awful fucking take no one asked for.

Packers should always wear yellow helmets. End of story

@ASUFootball Get fucked☺️

Final ASU 20 | MSU 24

@RealSkipBayless Nice job retard, try to stay off the topic of sports

TCU is about to get blown out. Too much MJ, LT. About to get Mossed.

We can’t all be equals #kingofsummer

Everytime I hear a jelly roll song I want to kill myself. #MCWS

Counted 5 lesbians at the gym today, thanks Kamala! #gay

Please don’t buy the hardy beer, gotta look out for the boys #النصر_الهلال #helevier #sheinkthisshitassbeer

Told pops I was upset about being home and not duck hunting and he gave me this. #แผ่นดินไหว #jeddah

@WalkemdownRegi Have I told you I loved that koozie?!

Welcome to the matrix. #dezbryantisback

Sorry professor, class isn’t happening today.