baghodlerer - 🧲

@Proton_Pass So user friendly!

Someone vibecoded the 2FA 😭

@TheAhmadOsman He shows her mythos calculating her vaginal biome metric. Such a nerd.

Dario might be showing her Anthropic’s upcoming opensource release boys

@unclebobmartin @MuwaffaqBadawi This. Then you get an idea of how they all use a computer.

@MuwaffaqBadawi Far better to know many.

This programming language is C#

@TiffanyFong 🫡

who the fuck calls titties “cannons” ?

@anymanfitness Provably more like 3.5.

How many push-ups (all the way down and up, zero cheating) do you think the average guy can do? Not gym rat. AVERAGE guy. If I had to guess, I would set the over/under at 8.5. Maybe lower.

@zuess05 Only the senior actually knows what’s senior. Hope that helps.

I am actually curious. If junior devs are using Claude to write code at a senior level... And senior devs are using Claude to write code at a senior level... What exactly is the difference between the two roles right now, other than a $100k gap in salary?

@playmatejaylene This is what we call a morning view. Nice!

good morning from new zealand 🖤

@SinaHartung I understand where to put all of those, except the watermelon. Where does that go?

these five vegetable will help you lose 10lbs by next week - cucumbers - watermelon - tomatoes - spinach - ozempic

@BMeiselas Yes, he should easily ace it the fourth time!

i'd honestly pay to watch trump take that cognitive test on live tv

@EOEboh Don’t hard code the user id. Unless you only have one user of course.

You're reviewing a teammate's PR and you see this endpoint: GET /api/getUserOrdersByUserId?userId=123 Do you approve it? What would you change?

@icanvardar They have an extensive history of doing this.

how does microsoft manage to ruin everything it touches at this point is it a talent or a strategy

@TRHLofficial My curiosity of these things have not served me well in the past. I’ll pass.

Fellas?

@GarbageHuman24 Their year will come, no worries.

Not a great year for ass men so far

@0xlelouch_ Sharding over a thousand floppy disks. Makes a lot of cool sounds as a bonus.

Google L6 Chad Interviewer: Users upload profile pictures. You store them in /uploads/user_123.jpg. After 1M users, directory has 1M files and listing directory times out. How will you reorganize file storage? What do you say?

@javarevisited Nothing. All performance issues vanishes the moment you get rid of those pesky users.

Interviewer: What’s wrong with this delete? DELETE FROM users;

@ashoKumar89 lol.

Monoliths are simpler. Microservices add latency and complexity. Yet teams keep breaking systems into smaller services. What trade-off are they willing to accept?

@BuckSexton Yes, it no longer matters if it’s true or not. He has lost.

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

@SakshiSugandhi Counter strike? Yes, go for it.

Be honest. If your younger brother asked you today "should i do CS degree" what would you actually tell him? 💀

@Rothmus Which immigrants does the Somali prefer?

It is not racist to prefer more Scandinavian migrants over more Somalis or Haitians.

@BillyM2k I think this is a generational thing. No finger prints on the screen, you’ll ruin it! If you look at the youngster’s screens they’re dirty as hell. They just don’t care.

do you want a touchscreen macbook? personally i don’t like them cuz the screen gets all smudgy