Bailey Radley

They call him Mudslide, but his given name was Mudflap. #shipswheel

Larger than life, bigger than Cheddars.

Don't make me do the 'wobble'

Back in College Station. Doing the Macarena to Creed at the Corner.

Biblical Cross-Stitch Patterns from Kim Davis’s Etsy Account. mcsweeneys.net/articles/bibli…

I can drive by a rice field and tell you exactly how many gallons of gravy it takes to cover it.

"My social security death benefit is $285. You can't even cremate a tennis shoe for $285!" #rigtalk

"Come on, @dittoduffel, make this"

@ewalk12 i approve this message

"Crocs are like rubber boots that got abused as a child" #rigtalk

Not ready for the weekend to end.

Feel like I could drink a thousand beers for gay rights. Was probably gonna anyway, but it's nice to have a reason. Feels good.

Word on the street: Scottsdale is the new LA. More plastic surgeons per capita.

What does a junebug do? All I ever see them do is struggle.

Red Hot Chili Peppers : AOL :: U2 : iTunes Music

Red Hot Chili Peppers are the original U2 of hijacking your IT stuff*. (*need a better word for 'stuff')

@HotelSalazar I see you

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