Ryan Henry

@RGVReagan Lol

@GladysPorterZoo How much broccoli does a gorilla eat?

A message from Mbundi: Eat your vegetables 🥦 #GPZoo #worldgorilladay

@stephenfry It would be good for a laugh though.

#DallasCowboys fans who are fed up with #JerryJones shouldn’t be calling for him to quit. They should be petitioning the #NFL give San Antonio a team. It’s time.

@ChrisIsWrite Have you set a day for Buddy Guy?

Muddy Waters Wednesday is a vibe

@KimKardashian Kim, if you would like to speak to the hometown newspaper on behalf of Melissa, reach out to me. We would love to interview you. Thanks.

@michaelscottrod @ocnarfjimenez Where does that come from?!

@ocnarfjimenez That was evil today, by the way.

Concha con crema #RGV

@elonmusk must have had a Saturday. Attended his first Sombrero Fest. Provided Starlink internet to Ukraine.

@Texasbirdergirl @NWSBrownsville @weatherchannel Where was this?

Turn around don’t drown #weatherchannel #flood #rain #brownsvilleTexas @weatherchannel @NWSBrownsville

@ErnieRuns They were looking for Frosted Flakes though... not grrrrrrrreat.

Pot smokers: Tigers love pepper; hate cinnamon @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/bab60508d0d443…

@ErnieRuns Where’s Mathew Broderick?

I mean, what could possibly go wrong, @baitbucket? #Skynet #MachinesTakeOver #SarahConnorHelpUs #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/7dcf80b023ab4c…

@ErnieRuns "Hey, kids! Quit Wessen around!"

Alright, #StickyBandits. Your move. @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/00f3d3f586324c…

@ErnieRuns The rubber is for protection and pleasure.

"We truly apologize to consumers & all our customers. We understand your concern, and we will try our hardest to maintain the high-level of horse hooves & random animal rubbish that is expected from our nuggets." @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/50944df48feb48…

@ErnieRuns You can tell if a soup is French by its outrageous accent. #truefacts

"@baitbucket, taste the soup." "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" "Will you taste the soup?" "What's wrong, is the soup too cold?" "Will you just taste the soup?!" "Alright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon? "Aha!" apnews.com/dd86761ce45341…

@ErnieRuns Ostrich: I'm a weird bird. Emu: Hold my beer.

It was an...emutional...reunion. (And also highly illegal, apparently.) @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/8c24a9a8db454b…

@ErnieRuns @realDonaldTrump Hey, now! Hey, now! The shutdown's over.

@ErnieRuns All work and no play (with action figures) makes Jack a dull boy (with an ax). Here's, Johnny

Because you do not mess around with a man's toys. Just ax this guy. @baitbucket 😳😳😳 #NoWhereElseToBe #thatescalatedquickly #axandyoushallreceive apnews.com/dfd0242221f94d…

@ErnieRuns Clearly we need to be stocking up on super silver bullets.

Meanwhile, our regular sun meets one of them super suns from another galaxy. What could possibly go wrong? @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/5b27b0327a6f45…

@ErnieRuns The ring isn't real. It's there to keep Saturn from being hit on while at work.

Hey fellas, Next time your lady asks about THE ring... @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/6aa87d1441154d…

@ErnieRuns The wine should be mandatory.

@ErnieRuns The real crime here is that anyone is allowed to live in Wichita Falls without the help of wine in a Pringles can.

#PeopleOfWalmart Level: Grand Master. @baitbucket #NoWhereElseToBe apnews.com/a78562368eff48…