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Trump and Iran just need to get on a threadguy stream and just talk it out tbh maybe even throw rasmr in the mix

Bros spent all day reading the Elon court transcripts only to get outtraded by a guy listening to netspend on his way to frying pan

@Rob100x So real king

I have no clue how to sell my puppets so probably never will

Pasternak saw what Joe McCan did and said hold my beer

ben pasternek raped us on chain and then went home to beat his wife

cobie and gainzy were lowkey trading against plumbers

Nettspend daughter or osamason

Most aren’t aware that I come from tradfi, and that this account is nothing but an alter ego of mine, as a character in crypto — an asset class I merely punt with.

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@SolSwizzle Imagine sitting around talking shit about my profile picture and then yours is this.

$8000 it is

My friend’s biggest mistake in life was telling me his sister looked like Dua Lipa

Need to pull up on Clavicular wearing my $100,000 Denethor coat and mog him into the stone age

Him, Tyler, Swizzle, Wood, Chairman, MrPunk, Darnell, Marcel, Peely, and many others,are all holding the same play. This is it, boys.

In from higher personally

@satsdats @bonkfun King

As some of you may have heard, I am joining @bonkfun as Head of Product. I have been quite vocal with my opinions on how launchpads operate in the past, some negative, some positive, but it’s clear this space is not going away any time soon. I will try my best to give the ‘trenches’ what they want, look at ways we can innovate, reduce the amount of cash that leaves the ecosystem, and keep it on @Solana in traders' pockets. Everyone puts a lot of focus on all launchpads being competitors, which we are, naturally, but I aim to push launchpads as a whole in the right direction with our changes to stay competitive, and with that, I am very open to hearing your problems or issues. My DM’s are open to your thoughts, or questions, at any time. I trade these markets everyday just like you guys, I log on, get pvp'ed in the trenches, get vamped, get rugged, hit a big win, round trip, everything. I would like to say I understand the issues you guys have as traders. I look to try my best at finding solutions, innovating where we can, trying different things, and staying agile with how fast this space moves. My goal here is to help make @bonkfun into the launchpad for everyone, including traders. A place where we want to see, hear and hopefully create your success stories from our coins. This place is the only place on earth someone can go from 0 to 1, from nothing to something, in literal days, even hours sometimes at a click of a few buttons, and we plan to make bonkfun pairs the place to make that happen.

@printgod_ @runews We should try this

@runews @balkan__rat wut

Dutchman took a plunge into an ice hole at -52 °C in Siberia, Russia.

@cryptoklotz Diaperliquid

Had a wild uber ride the other day And it’s a perfect example of executing justice on the spot and restoring balance in the world without being a snitch I’m up early for an important doctor appt, and I’m taking an uber from north Brooklyn to near downtown Brooklyn. I get one of those rare instances where you order an uber, and the app sends you a yellow cab (this is almost always trouble) Ride goes uneventfully, until homeboy accidentally takes the BQE to the Williamsburg bridge. Suddenly I’m being routed into manhattan rush hour. He offers a meek apology. As we’re inefficiently zigzagging through Chinatown to get back onto the bridge, I think: am I going to contact support for a refund? Give him 0 stars? No. But: Last night I had an oil-soaked Trader Joe’s scallion pancake + scrambled eggs + chili crisp + a SUPER unripe avocado on it for dinner. What do I do? I lean onto my right asscheek and let the guns go. Loud. Brrrrrapppp, 6 second long growler Homeboy tries rolling his window down, and I’m like “you think we’re even now papi?” At this point his car smells like a goddamn RESTAURANT, and then hit him with a FOGHORN. My guy starts wheezing. We both have a laugh. I got to my appointment on time, he learned from his mistake. Uber never was the wiser. Sometimes you find a way.