Burgz

men used to look like this now they stand outside of a swatch store for 12 hours listening to osamason hoping to get their hands on a glorified happy meal toy

illiquid Sunday pump

@cryptoklotz Let’s hear some tickers Mr funnie

seeing a lot of stuff across the mcap spectrum start to put in moves that look like the germination period of a coin that leaves time capitulation doesn't mean any of these *need* to put in a new high (ie wif or fartcoin to 5 bucks) to be a monster trade path dependency is risk/btc not sputtering out

decent chance that anyone that grabbed a bag of memes any time the last week, and potentially into next week, ends up having a good "all you have to do is stick around during long painful boring periods" story to tell in a few months

@NotSoEasyMoney @blknoiz06 check out $NAUT bet on proteomics being to peptides what genomics was to gene therapy. if the future is hyper personalized drugs designed by AI, mapped proteins are the training data, and Nautilus are the ones providing it.

@blknoiz06 $HIMS, $LFMD, $VKTX

how do we long broscience

@notanicecat69 imagine thinking this is anything more than an art project to me

imagine logging onto this app everyday just to complain

@masterprintr @printr Quack

There should be no doubt that @printr is the most rewarding launchpad. Hodlers stay winning. Proof of Belief 🙏

@himgajria Kinda depends on your last trade tbh

You’re only as good as your next trade.

@frankdegods Setup is there

can hims be the next gme

Nettspend daughter or osamason

Most aren’t aware that I come from tradfi, and that this account is nothing but an alter ego of mine, as a character in crypto — an asset class I merely punt with.

@notanicecat69 6 times 0 is $0

my accountant is trying to get me to pay 6x more in taxes in 2026 estimated payments than I’m on track to make talk about kicking a guy when their down

@JoshKale amortizing losses from multi-year buildouts against current production is a completely unserious financial framing. by that same logic, Tesla was a disaster in 2015, SpaceX was a disaster in 2018, and every major auto plant ever built was a disaster at year three.

Nobody understands how much of a disaster this Rivian <> Uber deal is Rivian lost $3.6 billion last year on 42k deliveries. That's $86,000 of value destruction PER VEHICLE that left their factory. Their solution? Partner with Uber to turn a $58K camping SUV into a robotaxi... to compete with Tesla's Cybercab... YIKES Every 12-18 months, this company finds a new partner to write a check: - Amazon: $1.3B equity + 100K van order - VW: $5.8B joint venture - US DOE: $6.6B loan - Uber: $1.25B robotaxi deal (today) The moment they announced the Uber deal, they admitted they're pushing back profitability AGAIN to fund an autonomy program that can't even handle stoplights. Tesla's Cybercab is purpose built at $25,000 with no steering wheel. The cost per mile math isn't even close. The Uber deal is to deploy 50,000 robotaxis by 2031. Slight problem: The car doesn't exist yet. The factory doesn't exist yet. The autonomy software doesn't exist. Manufacturing is HARD. good luck have fun

@_mantraaa @notanicecat69 Unc mode

@notanicecat69 The group chat in question during that time

my most active gc left has about a zero percent strike on coins over the last 3-4 months. it’s so bad it’s impressive

@AmirMalekiz @TechLayoffLover Clearly this is not the exception case, any tech company worth its salt would simply ship more code. No half decent product team sees velocity go up and holds output constant. This post is clickbait slop.

@TechLayoffLover I had a recent promo, so dont think so, but Noone is safe. Will see.

Meta just confirmed a 20 percent company wide headcount cut but insiders are screaming the real story is way uglier than the efficiency memo. Direct word from multiple sources deep in the org. The announced 20 percent is only the near-term floor. A senior manager told me it's the starter number. Top leadership is already modeling two to three times that long term. They dug into developer activity logs after rolling out heavy AI tools across engineering. What they found floored them. Hours worked have plummeted for a huge chunk of the org. Many seniors now clocking under 10 hours of real productive time per week because the tools are handling so much grunt work so fast. One staff engineer said leadership pulled dashboards showing commit rates holding steady or climbing while logged hours tanked. Same output. Way less human sweat. The math was brutal. If AI is letting one person do the work of three with half the time input why pay for three. They have been quietly running knowledge extraction sprints for months. Senior engineers screens recorded 24 7. Every prompt logged. Debugging flows captured in brutal detail. Entire decision trees filmed under the banner of process documentation for continuity. One engineer described being forced to whiteboard his whole system design playbook. Trade offs. Failure modes. Scaling hacks. All while cameras rolled. They called it knowledge transfer to support the transition. The transition is agents and remaining skeleton crew armed with those exact recordings prompt libraries and heavy Claude+Gemini access. Replacements are already shipping changes 40 percent faster using the precise workflows they ripped from the outgoing engineers. They are not slashing for cost alone. They are turning 15 plus years of Meta engineering DNA into structured training data. Every document your process request is not teamwork. It is feeding the beast that replaces you. The strategic AI pivot line they are feeding the press is cover. They are replacing the entire engineering organism with agents trained on their own seniors captured minds. CTO level playbook is already locked. Extract. Document. Automate. Repeat at two to three times scale. If you are still at Meta and someone pings you to please record a quick walkthrough of your workflow for the team run. Do not document. Do not hand over the keys. The knowledge extraction is complete. If you are inside watching more engineers get gutted because AI made their 40 hour week look like 10 hours of value, DMs are wide open.

@notanicecat69 We simply ignore the fact that they’re losses

washing my equity gains with crypto losses and buying equities back lower will end up being quite the play if I do say so myself

@StalkHQ Sounds like you oversized this one king

Warning: If $DISTORTED can’t be saved after this, a lot of degens will start questioning memecoins Some of the biggest companies in the world literally engaged with and promoted the meme And the result? a $6.57M ATH If a meme with this level of attention and cultural backing can’t hold or push higher, then something is broken in the way this market rewards narratives This isn’t just about $DISTORTED anymore. It’s about whether the market still respects strong memes.

@Gojo0x No you don’t understand because in march 2020 no one was sidelined or hedged and I am starting to feel like this feels like march 2020

Basically if everyone is saying its COVID 2.0, its definitely not gonna play out because participants are inherently sidelined or hedged and downside tail risk is already largely priced in

@notanicecat69 Interesting but no

hot take starting to think this ai stuff might be a bigger deal than we expected

@ciderpunk20 @RiskOnPod It will not be something with revenue & real product if the underlying asset is a memecoin. Pretty clear at this point those are the wrong vehicle (where my moltbook holders at?) If we get a new vehicle to properly trade things like that, sure.

@RiskOnPod @brrrgrrrz It'll be something with revenue and a great product

Sats & Swizzle’s take on whether we ever see another billion dollar meme “I think we do, but it looks very, very different. And it is extremely illiquid, and I don’t think that will ever change. I think that is how runners are now. And we never see something like WIF ever again.”