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@golfwangsnorlax xpl 2.0

whats going on here?

亲舔过一万根几把的嘴 变相舔了一万根几把

niggas be waiting for bitcoin futures open not realizing their future is closing

@SilenceCapital @brian_armstrong @cobie @base

still can’t believe @brian_armstrong gave @cobie $500M for an ICO website that got shut down after just two successful ICOs could’ve given $1M to 500 innovative app builders, even if 100 apps survived it would’ve created an onchain renaissance on @base Cobie ended up buying a giant castle with a single purpose to poorshame CT while he is not even using it and just sits in one basement room in front of a computer. cobie basically handed out most of the funds to some boomer who doesn’t even have anyone to inherit the wealth and you’re asking why crypto is down so bad. this is worse than solana KOL extraction season, at least some of them are giving money back to the market by trading on hyperliquid btw i’m raising for a very innovative onchain game app

heard this nigga is still posting edits of him on twitter #streetsdontforget

pasta was born

all these big kol grifters shilling bundled scam $SPIKE just for it to stay at 14M lol these niggas have no motion

trading axe always been one of the worst accounts on this website

As each day goes by, I have many more reasons to give up on humanity. Maybe the real hell is being surrounded by humans.

A CHAD might mog, But when the JESTER performs Even the KING sits to listen.

@uttamsangwan spoken like a true wise man

> be lazarus group > hack kelp dao for $292m rsETH > don't dump it, pawn it on aave, borrow $190m clean ETH against it > $8b tvl flees aave in 48h, first real defi bank run > arbitrum security council freezes $71m (the only money ever recovered) > push the remaining $175m into thorchain, pay the protocol $494k in fees for the service > convert to btc, shatter into utxo confetti across thousands of addresses > bridge to tron, swap for USDT > chinese OTC brokers aggregate the flows, settle via unionpay, outside SWIFT, outside sanctions > cash lands in pyongyang, funds the missile program > 7 days, 9 protocols, all 100% public on-chain, nobody stops any of it, defi btw

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

aight dude

Great space @PeterSchiff ! @soonfully

Instead of looking at charts try imagining them

"Join a startup. You’re gonna be rich asf." Three years later:

ben pasternak is going to jail

@puterw0rld hope u will find a way out, better times are ahead of us. goodluck my goat🤍

after 5 years, i’ve hit a hard end point today and lost the last of my funds. started trading because my autism has made it extremely difficult for me to function in typical work environments. trading felt like a path where I could work independently and build something on my own