
C. Shelly 🦦
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C. Shelly 🦦
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Kentucky Derby times haven't gotten any faster since the 1960s... Why? Two theories: (1) Selective breeding has reached its limit due to reduction of genetic variation (2) People care about breaking records. Horses don't 🏇


Golden Tempo, draped in Roses.


🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A federal judge just blocked Trump’s order to end funding for NPR and PBS.



Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

had a girl tell me she thought we had a spencer’s in the mall i work at because chatgpt said we did, i told her we don’t and she would know that if she googled the mall directory and she said “you can do that?”


Frank Hayes was a jockey who suffered a f*tal heart attack and died in the middle of a race in 1923. His body, however, remained on the saddle throughout the race, as his horse called "Sweet Kiss", crossed the finish line ahead of the rest, thus winning the race.


Congrats to Miami. 31-0 is very cool. Call me old school but I think you should celebrate with your team after going undefeated. Not immediately run over to the other fans to flick them off and taunt them.

They lied this dude into war, and he gave up everything. Now most people don’t know who the fuck he is.

The USU Hurd absolutely crushing it tonight with the cow theme! Go Aggies!!!

TEAM USA TIES ITS ALL-TIME RECORD FOR GOLD MEDALS (10) AT A SINGLE #WINTEROLYMPICS 🇺🇸🥇










