costco liv tyler

new clothes. anyway buy me taco bell.

men really needed another excuse to not eat pussy y’all are so fucking weak

@bobby_brewski well let’s not get carried away now

I never thought millennials would be the last half normal generation but here we are.

@GreatTiger0 lord of the rings online babyyyy

@bambledee Oof, good luck with that Bambi. Which MMO?

trying to make friends in a niche mmo is a fate worse than death

@C0unsel0rX terrible news actually i've just decided to become a nun

@bambledee Dude, that ever happens Imma just walk off into the forest to die.

it feels so good to be a gen z who isn’t terrified or disgusted of having sex

@themarinadove who tf steals plants? someone should steal his liver!

twitter man whore dumped me and stole my plants would be so funny if it wasn’t lowkey kind of criminal lmfao

@MichaelRapaport look like a mole rat that contracted syphilis

The family business of bullshit, these two animals are related!!!! Big Chunk is Hasan PrickLips Uncle. This is MAGICAL,

i just cried over a rock

Ladies you need to start domming your man NOW!!!!

@BladeofDahyun maybe i should have damn

@bambledee Well did you

going to see project hail mary tomorrow (:

used the stairmaster for the first time last night and im still out of breath

who knew playing video games all day long would make one so so eepy

@fromsoftserve i felt very dumb for only discovering it a couple years ago, im having so much fun now :p

@bambledee what a blast from the past. I feel crazy when I see people tweeting about wanting a Lotr mmo and I mention lotro and they’re like “what?” lol

whatever i’m playing lotro

i love it when it’s only men liking my man-hating tweets tbh y’all are just so cute

sorry for not posting face im breaking out so bad that my eyes feel swollen ✌️

@scorpio_gf atta girl

@bambledee okay :3

ur cute, can i put u in a strange contraption?

i got a pastry btw

i require. a pastry.