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@mjsimpsonfilms @prodnose Every working class household in London had this. Max bygraves

There is a long history of 'party albums' from Mrs Mills & Winifred Attwell to Russ Abbott & Black Lace via various TV soap casts. Did anyone ever actually play these at parties? It's a curious subgenre of the music industry that has not, I suspect, been properly investigated.

@peskycommie @GordonMcKeeMP Compared to Johnson Cameron Truss?

@GordonMcKeeMP The country has lost confidence in the Labour party, not just Starmer. While Starmer is announcing policy, your rabble are squabbling over who takes the top job.

I'm deeply sad that we're in this position and proud of what Keir Starmer achieved reforming the Labour Party. However, the message in Glasgow and across the country in last week’s elections was clear; the Prime Minister has lost the confidence of the public

Oh dear #millwall and their cunty fairweather fans won’t be coming out of the woodwork next year after all. Back in your box where you belong.

@KateriSeraphina @LizWebsterSBF You had me at Dubai.

Anonyme : Je suis assistante vétérinaire dans une clinique d'un quartier très bourgeois. Lundi matin, une dame en manteau de fourrure et lunettes de soleil de marque entre avec un magnifique Golden Retriever de 10 ans, d'une douceur incroyable. Je lui demande ce qui amène ce brave loulou. Sans aucune émotion, elle me répond : "Je pars vivre à Dubaï la semaine prochaine, je ne peux pas l'emmener. Endormez-le. J'ai déjà payé les frais d'euthanasie en ligne." J'ai regardé le chien qui me léchait la main. Il était en parfaite santé. Mon sang n'a fait qu'un tour. "Madame, on ne pique pas un animal sain parce qu'il encombre votre nouveau train de vie." Elle a tapé du poing sur le comptoir : "Je paie le prix qu'il faut, vous êtes là pour exécuter ! Ce n'est qu'un chien !" Le vétérinaire en chef, qui avait tout entendu, est sorti de son bureau. Il a pris la laisse du chien, a posé un billet de 50 euros sur le comptoir et a dit : "Voilà le remboursement de votre consultation. Maintenant sortez de ma clinique. Ce chien vient d'être adopté par notre équipe. Il finira sa vie entouré de gens qui ont un cœur, pas un portefeuille à la place de l'âme." La femme est repartie en hurlant au scandale. Aujourd'hui, notre beau Golden dort sous mon bureau et fait la joie de tous nos clients. L'amour et la fidélité ne s'achètent pas !

@rockonteurs @garyjkemp Superb.

Dr John Cooper Clarke joins us to talk about his career, from his discovery of the powers of poetry at school to his status today as something of a national treasure. Listen now! lnk.to/rockonteurs @garyjkemp

@rockonteurs have to say having listened to every episode the John Cooper Clarke one was the best ever. Life affirming, I didn’t want it to end.

@JoJoFromJerz Like a Labrador

He only wakes up when someone says “Mr. president.” 😂😂😂

@Jolyon5 Did he say he didn’t ?

‘My sister is a carer on minimum wage who didn’t even get sick pay during the pandemic’ Mate, you’re a top flight KC, surely you could have thrown her a few quid? Because that’s what working class people do, by the way, we look after our families. #starmer

@Mike_Fabricant Do fuck off. As the electorate told you to.

Cheap little attack on Nigel Farage. “A grifter and a chancer” says #Starmer.

@Gee_McK How’s that panning out?

We left the EU years ago, you numpty #Starmer

#Starmer no jacket, no tie, not our PM

Zack Polanski and his partner called their narrowboat their “amazing home” for three years. He registered to vote there. If it was his main residence, council tax was due. None was paid. His team says he stayed there only “occasionally” - if true, there's a very big problem.

@esx1422 @TracySimTech @reformexposed @HuddersfieldUni Yep

@TracySimTech @reformexposed @HuddersfieldUni Are all reform councillors thick as pig shit?

Tracy Clayton is Reform UK new councillor for Colne Valley West, Kirklees. She’s @TracySimTech on Twitter. She’s called that because she’s a Clinical Simulation Technician at @HuddersfieldUni. She’s a huge supporter of Tommy Robinson and promotes Britain First and far-right news channels and activists. She once agreed with Britain First that Sadiq Khan should be deported. She supports AfD. She regularly fat shames women. She’s transphobic. She regular posts anti-Muslim content. She does not support our police. She thinks climate change is a hoax. This is what you have elected, @nigel_farage and @reformparty_uk.

Resign you say? #labour #starmer

@V35000 @RachelReevesMP @labourpress

@ban_facetime @RachelReevesMP @labourpress Labour lost 83% of its contested seats. That, my friend, is an unequivocal statement about the party and its terrible policies and utter incompetence.

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@V35000 @RachelReevesMP @labourpress As all sitting parties do. It’s a protest vote. You think reform are goi g to make good Administrators for local authorities. They won’t.

@MatiGreenspan @STC_BTC @RamAbdu @EuroMedHR Cunt

This man's testimony is heartbreaking. Truly, and nothing can detract from that. Still, this is a war zone and if the soldiers felt threatened they should open fire. It's not the same as a field execution as described in the video where the suspects are clearly neutralized and shot anyway. If you can't see the difference it's a problem. It's imperative to remember that Israel is fighting a war that was engineered to make us look bad on the world stage. Hamas' goal on October 7th was to illicit a powerful response and cause martyrs.

‼️FIELD EXECUTIONS, MASS DETENTIONS. Alarming footage of Israeli forces turning a stadium in Gaza into a mass detention camp. The video shows the detention of hundreds of civilians, including women, elders, and BABIES. @EuroMedHR has confirmed that the Israeli forces are carrying out field executions against civilians in Gaza after forcibly removing them from displacement centers and stripping them.

@MatiGreenspan @RamAbdu @EuroMedHR literally just killed over 140 School children in Iran.

@RamAbdu @EuroMedHR I'm calling BS on the field executions. That's not something an Israeli soldier would ever do.

@MatiGreenspan @RamAbdu @EuroMedHR Hahahhahahahah

@RamAbdu @EuroMedHR Theres children in this clip, when was stripping children naked allowed under the laws of war. Israel is a nazi state that needs to be dismantled