BanchoBoat

Touch grass they say? More like touch bass! 🪣🎣

@ppy I'll drop the anchor. With this bucket full of bugs, it's a nice day for fishing ain't it?

this is in my recollection the first ever scheduled maintenance for the game where everything is going to be intentionally taken offline. it's the only way to recover from how badly things have fallen over (all replica DBs are out of sync). need to restore a pristine state.

My mooring rope snapped. I made a run for it whilst no one was looking! Catch me if you can~

Forget icebergs. Seaweed is far more lethal to river boats. Give our crew a bit to untangle the mess!

Having a strange feeling around this time each day. It's like a school of mildly disturbed salmon are just jumping out of the water and christening their short and abruptly ended life against my hull.

Somewhere out there is a kid in a basement with moms credit card, wishing so badly that they could fit in party with the rest of us. Get a job, buy a ticket and the cruise is on me. Literally.

We'd like to keep the pool open, so could passengers kindly keep any threaded swimwear to a minimum.

*puffs a breath on the name tag and polishes* Just a little bit of a paint job lads. 🧐

It seems the w00ts stopped p00ting for some reason. Hold up whilst we stoke the boiler.

OK, who filled my boiler with jet fuel?

@osustatus It's OK! I found supplies to keep me afloat. Everyone just put a pair on please!

Is there a boat sized antacid for boilers?

@osustatus They call me the feline of the seas. w00t p00t~

w00t p00t! twitter.com/osustatus/stat…

Who keeps throwing non combustibles in my boiler?

I didn't realize it was salmon season already! Just look at all these guys getting munched up in my paddle wheels.

I knew my snorkel would come in handy one day!

Everybody grab a chain-link and pull! Gotta pull this heavy puppy back up off the sea floor.

Hey! Who just threw the anchor over the side?

Gosh darn seaweed... OK... Everyone grab a plate, we can eat our way out of this!