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A message to all #ZNA #zoophile #zoosexual memebers, and specifically to @HypnotistSappho. Love ya twitter, now fuck off.

Escaped From @tarkov on Sunday at 2 pm eastern time, I just wanna say thank you to @bstategames and especially @nikgeneburn for making such an amazing game that I got to play since 2018 leading up to this moment, much love and can't wait to prestige and go again. <3

@nikgeneburn Mr Niki, please ensure the bug where you only get one factions version is fixed, I got it for USEC days ago and now every time I should have gotten it for BEAR I just havent, I have multiple drop messages from prapor where I got nothing, I even clipped it for this tweet.

okay about my voicelines. tomorrow they will be twitche dropped with 100% chance. I will post a message here when it will start 👌

@peta why we using AI peta?

Killing a baby on Thanksgiving shouldn’t be tradition.

@nikgeneburn @bstategames Yo guys, I got nikitas voice for USEC a couple days ago and got a notif that I unlocked it again today, now I assumed this meant I unlocked it for BEAR but when I looked and it wasnt there I was surprised, I reset my game twice and still nothing :/

@TarkovIsHeaven @nikgeneburn bro golden tag was for EOD people only, thats what limited time means.

@nikgeneburn New players paying 250$+ for the game (TUE) do not have access to : ▪︎ golden tag name ▪︎ all the quest of the game ▪︎ +20% max trader restock ▪︎ +3 charisma ▪︎ faster insurance return ▪︎ 2 free daily skip ▪︎ karma bonus,etc.. PLEASE include ALL of this into TUE!

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@NobleExcalibur @VeryBadSCAVR @nikgeneburn its not from the crates, you get it instead of a crate.

@VeryBadSCAVR @nikgeneburn I guess its waiting for me inside one of my crates?

Apparently, @nikgeneburn PMC Voice line for Twitch Watch Drops, was completely RNG. 'you get it randomly from watching drops' - from BSG Crew. People are also getting it both on PVP or PVE / but USEC or BEAR, not always all.. What do you think about it? #EscapefromTarkov

@nikgeneburn Yo man I just got a notification that I unlocked your voice through a twitch drop but its not in my voice menu, whats up with that?

@KyloraStar @Forbidden420UK @ClownWorld why is guy above so angry lmao?

@gemsofbabus_ bro, hes practically fully retired, millionare, wife and child, his downfall will never come cause theres nothing to fall from.

This mf was the first one who started racial attacks on Indians. He said Indians have “poo-poo in the brains”. Mocked our language. Why Indians are hyping this racist is beyond me. I genuinely pray for his downfall.

@ElephantSignal no because Im not a moron

🚨BREAKING: Would you support Canada becoming the 51st U.S. state? YES or NO?

@StevooooGames @V4L_valiant @nikgeneburn only ones you dont have unlocked the progress resets.

@V4L_valiant @nikgeneburn I like to collect steam achievements. Also dknt ingame ones reset after every wipe?

@bufanda_tl @umiii302 @nikgeneburn very true, I still use the EOD title and Dog Tag, I loved EOD more then anything else, but the unheard bonuses were nice enough after they cut the price in half for me to upgrade.

@umiii302 @nikgeneburn By now the bragging rights that you are still on EoD is the biggest benefit EoD gives.

You are Unfallen after all of these years! Thank you for your support! We are almost there

@ConcealedBandit @mdHughJass @bstategames “Im sure youre not a W key pvper like me” DAWG NO WONDER YOURE MISERABLE

@mdHughJass @bstategames Im sure your not a w key pvper like me. The game is a joke with the cheaters and all the other garbage they keep adding. Definetly a rat who mains customs. Customs boy

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@AlphaGod1990 @Robbersgitfckd @nikgeneburn my PMCa, you dont have to wear it.

@Robbersgitfckd @nikgeneburn Nah, this is beyond annoying to see GTA bullshit in a mil sim game. Why? You already have all other garbage like Cod, PubG, etc to play with shitty skins. Leave tarkov mil sim extraction real and fuck off.

the drip

@paykells @koshercockney that is the most bait account I've ever seen bro, "FreeIsrael66" dawg do yall not realize its bait?

@koshercockney What do you think about this?

This is the Free Palestine movement.

@ShrimplySnarp because he sold it?

I think ppl forget why notch isn't apart of the game anymore....

@XoxoyonZephyr @Applelight_Pony me when the twitter user says take the L like they arent wasting their time trying to call someone out for something thats not there.

@bandit_simple @Applelight_Pony Asking if characters are adult at the end of a show after someone advocates for not sexualizing child characters *is* weird, take the L and the relatively low stakes lesson in situational awareness.

THIS RATIO'D THIS ORIGINAL TWEET? alright, final words: parents, please stop making the tablet babysit your kids adult fans, please make sure your NSFW/gore content is properly tagged and kept separate from SFW spaces, especially if you're in a fandom for a children's show

@SauceyCos @RealTigz bro I dont touch the public discord, people in there are fucking weirdos who tweak over everything, most of them actually suck at the game as well.

@bandit_simple @RealTigz theirs quite literally a huge casual fanbase to this game. a game being niche and having a niche audience doesnt mean that niche audience also doesnt have its own casual fanbase. Go to the discord. go to a punch of different public lobbies. You'll realize the skill gap fast.

Quite a lot of changes in these patch notes, Biggest being no flea market for 2 weeks, this is going to be very interesting as it will probably deter people from playing after a couple of days due to bad raids, PVE still has flea market and that just tells me that people will wait to play wipe more than likely, not really a fix to the issue but at-least there trying stuff. Hideout needing found in raid stuff is a big change as well, kind of good imo but I can see why people are mad, they actually have to play the game now 😂 no more flea market spamming the hideout. Prestige mode finally in, prestige is open at level 55 and you lose a % of your skills, with the ability to retain some gear? Not bad but dislike the skill drain, skills take way to long to level which is why I dislike this change, customisation has a lot of depth from the patch notes and other cool stuff is on its way like clothing, really like this feature. There is quite a lot of quality of life changes in this update which is nice, from reading patch notes I’d say 7/10, nothing that’s crazy game changing just seems the game got harder again, there is more stuff in the notes that are important but I just highlighted the biggest content pieces. Game got harder and PVE will probably be the move for most casuals still sadly, but good-luck to everyone trying this wipe 👍

@XoxoyonZephyr @Applelight_Pony I asked because I stopped watching the show before it ended, I heard about a timeskip to the future through a friend whos still a big fan of the show(s). Not everything is weird dude.

@Applelight_Pony @bandit_simple If it was asked apropos of nothing it might be an innocent question but I'm old enough to understand this funky lil thing called context clues.

@SauceyCos @RealTigz Been playing games since for 16 years, and for most games yes casual is the majority, but Tarkov is different, its a bunch of turbo nerds that you gotta keep up with or get fucked.

@bandit_simple @RealTigz A casual player base in any game is the overwhelming majority.. are you like.. new to gaming or what. For most good rounds you need to also finish quest. You think most players are finishing quests effortlessly enough? I'm not arguing for my sake. I'm arguing for the majority.