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“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

Congratulations to Arsenal for finally winning the league after two decades, a billion pound spent, multiple incorrect refereeing decisions, cheating, time wasting, demoralising football, dirty tactics. You sold your soul and identity for it, but enjoy it nevertheless

Boss: “You used to be such an energetic young man. What happened?" Me:

1- Créer un compte Instagram 2- Met le en privée 3- Ne follow personne 4- Poste tout ce que tu veux Stockage Cloud illimité sans payer

By the time Chelsea finished with Xabi Alonso, Fabregas will be experienced enough to take over

Chelsea 4-0 Tottenham Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland Bournemouth 1-2 Manchester City Bournemouth 0-1 Nottingham forest Aston Villa 1-0 Freiburg Aston Villa 1-3 Manchester City Brighton 1-1 Manchester United

Just a regular day in Brazil

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030. Everything agreed as Xabi will be in London in the next days to start this new chapter. Understand he’ll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plans.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@ChelseaFC It better be Xabi Alonso..

Who’s joining us? 🤔

when bro screams “what was I to her” during the exam so I know the answer is the second option

Eu vendo meu amigo sendo humilhado depois de eu encorajar ele a chegar na mina:

Life as a Chelsea Football Club fan in 2026:

🔵🇧🇷 João Pedro: “I don’t think it’s about the coach. It’s on the players to step up. It’s difficult to say something”.

Welc☢️me back.

Black Flag Resynced, my god.

Andy Jacobs: "Levi Colwill got injured on the first day of pre-season and Enzo Maresca begged the board to give him a ball playing centre-half. So, they went out and spent £90million on Jamie Gittens and Alejandro Garnacho — that's how useless these people are." (@talkSPORT)