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Emergency goes off in Ryanair departure gates - instructing passangers to exit the area. When we went outside, a kind hearted Ryanair staffer instructed us to go back into the building coz it's unsafe on the ramp (while he stood outside with his colleagues)#DAA #Imalrirightjack

@MotherwellFC @MyPaycare Superb player, absolute baller

Ross Tierney is your April player of the month 👏 @mypaycare

@RichieMcCormack Oof

@PFAIOfficial @HeadInTheGameIE @colmwhelan2000 @bfcdublin @UCDAFC Particularly enjoyed Colm's first goal, although I'm blessed that i had the use of an electron microscope to be able to see it.

This year's nominees for the @HeadInTheGameIE Young Player of the Year are... Dawson Devoy, Ross Tierney and @colmwhelan2000 👏 Congratulations to all three after brilliant seasons with @bfcdublin (Devoy and Tierney) and @UCDAFC (Whelan).

@WhippingBoyBand Congrats

Cannot wait ….❤️🖤

@RichieMcCormack Garrett Brukes 🤣 class

@kimquindlen @KianLacchia

Literally any podcast host asking their guest a question

@siobhni This Suzi Sioux. She's a shih tzu cockerspaniel poodle mix. She's a shit-cock-poo. Not really, shes shih tzu ish and thats how we like it

I spose its my own fault for asking. Ok lets try this again. Has anyone met a Corgi crossed with a Poodle? A Poogi? For real. No jokes. Do they exist?

@DustinOfficial So terribly sad, a great and beautiful man, RIP Simon

So sad to hear that Simon Young is no longer with us. We’d great craic on The Den with Simon as each week he brought us The Pop Gossip proving beyond proof that we didn’t use scripts! Hope there’s a big aul garden in heaven he can tell people to get outra! RIP Pal. #simonyoung

@JohnKennyMedia @RTE2fm An obviously soft and beautiful soul, funny as hell though, met him twice and he was so lovely and remembered me by name the second time we met. RIP poor Simon, a colossus of a man.

@MagdaDavitt77 Schitts Creek, if ya havent seen it, will go a little way to restoring your faith in humanity

@thecollinsline Hell to the no

Can we all agree that St Patrick’s Day gifting is not going to become a thing? Please? #StPatricksDay

@DoubleZCreative Aiden our manager was asked in a NY pub, where he was from, he said Ireland, the bloke said, "oh, ya mean the Bronx", no Aiden said "Ireland, its an island off the west coast of Europe", to which he was informed, "oh Europe, thats where Led Zeppelin are from"

When we first went to London in September 1992 one of the Big Breakfast crew asked us “Do you have fashion shops?” What’s the strangest thing someone has asked you about being Irish? ☘️

@warrenswords Superb effort

@laurenpattison When i was about 10, (late 70s) i went to my friends loo, they had 'matey' bubblebath. I remember thinking, thats posh, no washing up liquid?

@amyhuberman Samesies, with my little girl Suzi. #suziwithasoosoo

I can’t even. Walking with Pheebface earlier and looked down to see she’d obviously picked up a discarded soother and was happily trotting along chuffed with herself. She will not be outdone by Pram Stoker. instagram.com/p/CG8VapmggGW/…

@reK_Syhre @pattonoswalt You're funny

hahahahahaha holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@thoreaupeter @RexChapman I've overheard a salvo from a fellow Dubliner, who in a state of pure annoyance screamed, 'for fuck fuckin sake' as the chain came off his bike. He didn't shout 'for fucks fuckin sake' cos that wouldn't sound right. Answer revealed!

@RexChapman As an English teacher I don’t believe there should be an apostrophe. It is indeed on behalf of all fucks, the hyperbole lends itself to the explicit figurative language.

@adamidah1 Eee bye gum - dahhhh!

@BrianODriscoll Something something golf something , eh links....hole in one eh albatross aaaahhhh

I’m all fore these government guidelines...