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Ricardo_Retardo

@barfolomew_x

Katılım Mart 2024
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@BenjoJ @halid544 @bilimhaber_tr A mosquito lifespan is about a week, Assuming 1 week, 43 million years ago would result in close to 2 billion generations of mosquitos. There doesnt appear to be any differences between this one and one today. You would think in 2 billion generations something would have changed.
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Bilim Haber
Bilim Haber@bilimhaber_tr·
46 milyon yıllık bir sivrisinek fosili, içinde hâlâ kan kalıntılarıyla bulundu. Zaman geçse de, bazı izler milyonlarca yıl saklanabiliyor.
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fuckice
fuckice@existentialkush·
@MiddleearthMixr I'm cool with whatever group doesn't use religion to guide policy that directly impacts my non religious existence.
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The Middle-earth Mixer
The Middle-earth Mixer@MiddleearthMixr·
There is a very real and unbridgeable divide in this country. I have experienced it first hand. I have hob nobbed with the most Libbed out Libs at happy hours and ball rooms in DC, and I have attended get togethers around bonfires in deep red rural Virginia. One group wants to be left alone, and one group, in a very real sense not an abstract one, wants the other eliminated. I’m pro doing whatever we can to secure our safety for as long as we have to.
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@ThoughtCrimes80 The sheer amount of city-dwelling bugmen who since covid have moved out to our rural areas is alarming. Get the fuck outta here. We dont like you. Take your windmills and your data centers with you.
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Zero Tolerance Policy
Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
If you move from the city to the country, mind your business. 😆👏🏼
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MJ Murphy
MJ Murphy@hothingsgirlsay·
@xevekiah Nope. Still a no. Do that shit in the men’s room. Make your little announcement and get the guys and their dicks out and take her in there orr go find a family single stall- they exist at the airport. 🙄🙄🙄
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Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah·
I was in an airport restroom when a man knocked and said, “Dad with a 4 year old coming in!” He sounded mortified. He kept his back to everyone, stared at the ceiling like it personally offended him, and speed-walked his daughter into a stall. A woman whispered, “Unbelievable.” What’s unbelievable is expecting a preschooler to brave the men’s restroom alone in a crowded airport. He did the respectful thing: he warned us, kept it brief, and focused on his child. Sometimes the safest choice isn’t the most traditional one.
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E X X ➠A L E R T S@ExxAlerts·
ALERT: Woman’s face quickly goes from smug to terrified after she dared an aspiring paralympian to keep driving as she clung to her hood. Woman: “Go on c-nt. Go on, you stupid dog.” The driver then sped up to about 40 miles per hour as the woman begged her to slow down.
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@UziCryptoo Look at all these bugmen defending the system, obsessed with enforcing minor rules tyrannically, like a small-minded bully who enjoys power over trivialities.
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Uzi@UziCryptoo·
Guy I work with told me he just doesn't pay medical bills Doctors appointments, surgeries, urgent care... none of it. Says he hasn't paid a single medical bill in 8+ years Says it doesn't count against credit because medical is usually deleted from reports when applying for loans Drives 2 brand new vehicles, has a big house, lives in good area... just doesn't pay any medical bills
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Jessee 👩🏻‍💻
Jessee 👩🏻‍💻@BossRVA·
Someone put a note on my street parked car that said “I sure would like to park in front of my house.” Now I’m trying to decide how big of poster board I need in my windshield to get my “street parking is public parking move to the suburbs if you want a driveway” message across.
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Noah Taylor@noahforkansas·
When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.
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loulou_nov@NovLoulou36571·
@TheEXECUTlONER_ Uhhhh yes! Ppl like this kill others on the water. In a state that has seen many ppl die from boating accidents and there's alcohol involved. Obey the laws..
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
This couple and their friends were out for the day enjoying the water on a nice boat ride. Then the Coast Guard rolled up out of no where. Suddenly everyone on the boat: Where are the life jackets? Who has the registration? Why is the fire extinguisher from 2003? “Yes sir, we love safety!” 😮 Then the million dollar question- “Is there any alcohol onboard?" Suddenly everyone forgets how to speak English. 😂 I’ve been there a few times. Gotta’ have those life jackets on. Do you think the Coast Guard or game wardens or local police should be concerned with people like this out on the water?
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@NewRightPoast We need to fucking kill these people in an extreme and public manner every single time they do this, swiftly and without remorse.
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Dudley Newright@NewRightPoast·
A FedEx driver snatched up a little girl and [redacted] her in his truck. Not gonna QT, the courtroom imagery kept me up half the night. One minute your kid is making dandelion salad on the front lawn, and the next... What are you even supposed to do to prevent this...never order packages? Never let your kids play outside in the yard? Live in a gated community or doorman building? One of my kids is especially anxious and we're struggling to figure out how to tell them about stranger danger because saying, "Anybody, no matter how nice they seem, might actually be sick, might want to take you away from us and hurt you" would shatter they're little world and make them totally neurotic. I don't want to inflict that on them, but I also don't want them to trust the friendly FedEx guy. Not efficiently executing obvious perps like this makes everyone's life a little more miserable. Parents can't take their eyes off the kids, kids don't have freedom to roam. Everyone's a little more on edge, exhausted. I hate this place. Please God let us have a country again.
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@tonyver45 @Dfw_ping34340 Oh wow haha a political joke! Wow you are so original and funny with your fucking weirdo make everything about politics jokes. Fuckin' faggot.
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Tony V MD@tonyver45·
@Dfw_ping34340 Usually Kash Patel and Stephen Miller just leave after the humiliation and go to White Castle.
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Pat McAfee@PatMcAfeeShow·
I just had a nice little dinner… Put girl dahn for bed. I come back to my phone. Is this about me?
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Daily Mail
Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child son Joseph earns pro bodybuilder status with ANOTHER win as he follows in his famous dad's footsteps trib.al/H3FxwBq
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Ricardo_Retardo
Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@generalsteez69 I came to michigan in 2010 from Cali. You can get a nice big house and some land for a fraction of the price. Natural scenic beauty everywhere. But winter? You need to think it through. Sometimes its like 7-8 months of brutal cold and rain.
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Matthew G F Ungaro@TopGearUngs·
@Legacy411 As long as it’s used fairly and ethically, what’s the difference between this and a traffic camera mounted to a pole? 🤷 Same objective as before, just different tech used, if you’re not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about.
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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕄. 𝕃𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕔𝕪 🇺🇸
Michigan said we ain’t playin’ no more... State Police said forget hiding behind overpasses and tree lines… we got eyes in the sky now. Troopers posted up along I-75 and I-94 with this thing hovering like it’s on lake patrol, clocking speeds like it’s fishing for tickets on a Friday afternoon. You thought you were just cruising past trees, lakes, and construction zones? Nope, they have you on drone cam now. From Detroit up to the U.P., from backroads to highways, ain’t nowhere to hide. You might not see ‘em… but trust me, they see YOU 👀 Welcome to Michigan—where even the sky’s watching how fast you hit that pothole. 🚗
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Ricardo_Retardo@barfolomew_x·
@IGADON2 Aliens. It has space marines and cool ass plasma guns. Super tense. It fucks.
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いがどんー
いがどんー@IGADON2·
プレデター エイリアン ターミネーター どれも1作目見たがすごかったなあ。 この中ならエイリアン2か激推しされてる。2作目回すか違う単品見るか悩むな
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Catarina Senora Gatita@WyattCatarina·
I'm really unsure as to why he's wondering what's going on in that room..... I can tell ya what "AIN'T" goin on in there😅
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КМБК (КМЫЖЕМЯК)
КМБК (КМЫЖЕМЯК)@KMBK_ARKADIA·
多くのアメリカ人が嫌ってるもの ・カリフォルニア人 ・葛 ・アービーズ ・薄い肉
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