chumpson

Live fast, die retarded

My first born will be named Chud or Chudette

What if Pythagoras was gay and called GuyFagoras? And he made the GuyFagorean queerom? And it was H^2 + I^2 = V^2?

@legit_scumbag My friend did this painting reminded me of you lol

All my followers are fighting their own unique battles that are just as complex and profound as mine

@MajorBoutMinors Happy birthday raoul🥳

@fentanylbrownie >has 1 billion dollars >won’t buy a fridge with an ice maker Maybe he’s not a goy after all…

They’re selling the greatest ice cube trays ever at Target. The bottom half is silicone so you can pop them out, but it’s not even necessary because the whole tray flexes so effortlessly. Has a lid too. Life changing.

Having 2 lazy eyes is quake pro

Doesn’t having a lazy eye just increase your fov

Just took my last shower of 2026

@ShavvyCS2 Thanks for showing me this, just applied, hopefully I can play soon, I miss GO so much

Man it's been fun playing CSGO for the last month or so. It has sort of given me a break from/made me miss CS2, which I definitely still love, so there's that. But man it feels so crispy sometimes! Even on the NA servers, if I play on those.

@willie_lutz @JayCuda

@based_dullard @JayCuda His 44 of course!

each NFL franchise's touchdown leader in the 2020s decade

@MK_Sorta You’re telling me we were smoking your penis?

Got confused on the cousin walk and smoked my own penis

@hypercs_ Lmao yeah agreed I partially tailed him and partially went with my gut, I had rare atom and huns 0-3 and LVG advancing for no good reason lmao. I left fnatic out of it cuz it was hard to gauge with such a new roster. Justice for cypher tho

@based_dullard i still need jame to pull through for me tomorrow but yeah i get the launders fnatic 0:3 pick was sort of joke hating on cyphers behalf but lynn vision to make stage2 was straight up deranged shit

just need a parivision win tomorrow and im still on for a diamond coin

@CiaKids This is sick

@grok_owner How much for grok. I want to buy grok fron you

@dune_iii Hard to gauge, the game is constantly getting updates and improvements, but the biggest thing is csgo used to be 64 tick, cs2 uses a subtick system instead of 128 tick, which is the most optimal for gameplay. If CS2 launched with 128 tick server support it would’ve been perfect

@dune_iii I love counter strike, I still play it, mostly for nostalgia, despite the shitty anti-cheat and other issues. Still watch the pro scene, still as exciting as ever.

@dune_iii Yeah you just make her watch shows that you like or movies or just tell her no, or let her watch whatever stupid reality show she’s into while you do something else, there’s a lotta ways to go about it