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alright fine, here are your catboys 🤪 (time to watch this scene the way it deserves to be seen: with floating hearts everywhere indicating they’re in love)
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@basquettecase_
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copium den Katılım Aralık 2018
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my employed responsible clean ex roommate moved out in february and we begrudgingly replaced him with a 22 year old student which is like fine except they do not clean or take out the trash so now i have to message the group chat asking that we please keep the stove clean lol
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@biheretic omg those are my friends!!!! (lmao you can kinda see john’s arm in that second one)
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you jest but this is basically harrow the ninth
Mark@AgingRanchHand
Gender swapped dead spouse video in a detective movie. A lady is crying watching a clip of her deceased husband giving double middle fingers and sticking his tongue out over and over
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@biheretic next they’re gonna say i’m required to go to work if i wanna get paid which is some BULLSHIT 😭
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Ngl i don’t really get the whole “attendance requirements are oppressive” thing like girl just go to class
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@biheretic ngl this sounds like a dems vs GOP situation
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Wait am i dumb or is the obvious choice not for everyone to press red because if 100% of people press red then 100% of people survive
Tim Urban@waitbutwhy
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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I’m like so gagged that she actually called her ex’s mom? Not for anything either like she has parents and friends and i’m so confused by the fact that she doesn’t seem to understand that this is so inappropriate?
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Reading lena dunham’s memoir and somehow coming out of it on jack antonoff’s side it’s crazy how he’s really REALLY just a normal guy who’s biggest crime is being a bit distance like i can’t believe he became the villain of the day while being the one who was cheated on djdjdjdjb
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Have not watched the drama but seeing reviews calling it unrealistic bc they’re picking wedding flowers a week before is soooo funny meanwhile we’re scrambling to find a caterer for our wedding in two weeks rip in fucking piecesssss
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@do_it_later_ that’s sincerely so beautiful
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anybody ever think about the fact that this fool is loosely implied to have 2 dicks. i sure don't
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@sickamore2012 I’m so glad you’ve come to this conclusion, I didn’t wanna ask you so as to not put ideas in your head, but this makes me very happy
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i’ve already posted this but Breaking Bad is lowkey toxic age gap yaoi
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thinking about that post about white people eating thanksgiving/christmas dinner at 4pm while we’re going to have dinner at like 430pm
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i wish fat women appreciation tweets were actually nice instead of calling us bitches and hoes 😣 must every tweet be “cuddle a fat bitch to stay warm” or “fuck a fat hoe because she’s warm” im not even warm like that, im anemic!
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