why-worry

does anyone fuck with lesbians who are scared

lesbian pervert summer

i am so annoying [remembering i’m supposed to engage in positive self-talk] i am so GOOD at being annoying

gf said yes to sexy amadeus roleplay in the bedroom but forbade me from doing the laugh, even tho I've explained to her that *nothing happens* without the laugh. God this is exhausting. back to Franklin expedition roleplay it is.

Deadbeat twitter mutual

headed out for a walk if you need any rocks or bugs

sometimes i catch myself rehearsing being human

Sam Reid, Eric Bogosian, Jennifer Ehle and Jacob Anderson cover the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly for ‘THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’

sorry to post about this, but this is ed to me. in college making out with jack on a dare and ofc it leads to sex later but does that make him gay? he has to graduate he doesnt have time for that, but yes they are hooking up later and some other guys might be there. whatever

i might have to update this godforsaken app bc it finally stopped working but i dont want to see x on my phone. my little blue bird will be gone forever :(

hold on i have to eat an entire container of blueberries real quick

wishing all my oomfs a very lesbian summer #affirm

I was just reminded of the time when Rita Ora turned up to the Met Gala wearing an outfit adorned with beads she said were thousands of years old and then said: "Older, I think, than anyone on this planet."

the mold in my water bottle Told me to bite an electrical cord

does anyone even Yay anymore #yay #yaytwt

belly

Genuinely no one is doing it like how she's been doing it for the last 35 years