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i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

lol okay this place is fucked

So, five-card stud, nothing wild… and the sky's the limit.

And thank you, everyone @Twitter for providing us with a great tool and platform. It had some dark corners, but I very much appreciate all the hard work done behind the scenes. Thank you also for saying no to unreasonable work demands.

Lock out of twitter office. can no longer pretend I have “got” mr. elons “nose” and make him cry

Ha. @vickyford instantly debunked in her nonsense. 🤣 @MattChorley @mrjamesob @Haggis_UK

New Asda boss Buddy the Elf sends all-staff email warning work to transform the company will be “extremely hardcore” and anyone not wishing to work 120 hours a week should leave

Jeremy Hunt might reflect today on the words of Sir Robert Peel, facing a debt crisis & financial emergency in 1842. Peel imposed a new income tax on the rich, while cutting taxes on the poor. He told MPs: "it is for the interest of property that property should bear the burden"

The MPs of Lewes, Eastbourne, Hastings, and Tunbridge Wells have consistently voted against measures to prevent climate change (via TheyWorkForYou)

Publicly firing an employee as well as mocking employees you’ve fired is some of the worst leadership I’ve ever seen. Firing people is part of the job sometimes, it should almost always make you feel sick. When it doesn’t you need to do some self evaluation on you in your role.

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM

buying twitter for $44 billion to make it worthless in the span of 2 weeks is the closest elon musk will get to donating money

Grandad Rogers talks about his first job as a mystery solver

Pronti per una nuova puntata? Parliamo di Quantum Computing, Remote work e altro ancora con @cosenalgo, Software Engineer presso Amazon 🍿 Tune in on #Twitch

@MisrememberedY It's a pretty well established pipeline of: Some Troll on 4Chan ---> Fascist Forums ---> Fringe Grifters ---> GBNews/ONN --> Fox/Telegraph