Galen Polivka

@laundryheap My order number is #3107457. I don't understand why it is not at my hotel as promised.

@laundryheap where is my order #3107457?

@FranzNicolay It's no Kiri and Lou.

@StratOMatic Get your act together. Ridiculous.

@graceblakeley Four Yorkshiremen?

The dads are not alright folks.

@boonearoo All his friends were so knocked out.

@basstakesplace Probably traded it for a hospital wristband after having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Wristband discarded for fear of looking too much like a Big Shot?

@magicbeans Violet Babka

@JohnWDillESQ Thanks John. Good to hear from you - especially when you flatter me so.

@basstakesplace best baseline ever on “Family Farm”! Solid.

@DOBrienATL Not like anyone asked me but... Manny - and no one else.

Not gonna lie, I love getting this ballot in the mail each year. It’s a privilege to vote for the baseball Hall of Fame.

@joshgrden @taryn912 Similarly, a friend of mine was wildly entertained by being asked by a server in Wisconsin what kind of dressing she wanted on her Caesar salad.

I am at hooters and I ordered a Tito’s and soda with lemon and the waitress comes over with it and says “I chose Pepsi as the soda is that ok” 😭 bless her heart

With #Arizona results in let’s take the time to salute JFA and Bam Bam (seated) in particular whose tireless commitment to civic activism is second only to his #blatantlocalism

Washing dishes with slippers on is far better than washing dishes without slippers on.

@SteveSelvidge @joshgrden Forgot about that - and *still* sorry.

@joshgrden @basstakesplace For the record, I technically did not go home.

@MichaelAHann Looks as though you're walking around in an extended JPJ melltron solo. Which is to say pretty Zepped Out.

@hoganhere @united @AerLingus Enjoy. Georgia on my mind tonight.

Upon settling in back home I stumbled upon a bit of a cosmic truth. If you are looking for your Van Halen book it is likely under your sunglasses and your one-hitter.

@FrayedBlueJeans @fairysari @franny_glass @steadycraig @SteveSelvidge @theholdsteady @tadkubler @bobbysteady @FranzNicolay N

I love these guys. Thanks for the photo @franny_glass!

Great work, @SpeakerRyan. Empower an unprincipled, autocratic, two-faced, petulant lunatic and leave the rest of us to deal with the consequences. Even @realDonaldTrump would be hard pressed to display such cowardice.

Pick your subway poison - switched cars to avoid ranting crazy person only to get blind-sided by highly emotive Bob cover. #YesGalenYesCry