Not Bathnes

We can confirm that we are paying top rates for someone to watch the traffic lights at Cleveland Bridge. He’s now got a high score on Candy Crush because he’s spending 8 hours a day sat in the van. Just another great credit for the city of Bath.

Our plan to add a loop-the-loop to Cleveland Bridge is on track to be ready for 2030. #TouristAttraction

I’m sure @BathSpaUni and @UniofBath are proud. #WelcomeToTheNeighbourhood

We’ve got more on back order. Normal service will resume shortly.

It’s called living the dream. We work hard to make Bathnes a better place to live, work and visit x

@styleophileuk @bathnes @Wera_Hobhouse Like we tweeted yesterday. We’ve literally cut everything. Including trees. Consider it cut.

Basically we’ve decided to cut everything. That way there’s literally nothing you can complain to us about. #ProgressiveThinking

@AndyTrollope @bathnes No that’s just to park in Bath.

@AndyTrollope @bathnes It’s a Friday night and this is what your Friday nights are like now?

We have no plans to enforce the new traffic lanes at Odd Down. Don’t like queueing simply use the park & ride lane and go around the roundabout fully. #ThisMadeMoreProblems #WastingMoneyAsUsual

@GraceandTed That’s our whole budget for the year blown. What’s more we didn’t even use Minuteman Press #Controversial

@HirgonTheHero imagine blowing your whole student loan on Schwartz though.

We’ve got to cram in some more student accommodation somewhere. We can charge a premium too because it’s close to Mc Donald’s #BringBackQuazar2018 #StudentsNeedMcNuggets2018 twitter.com/hirgonthehero/…

@dvernalls @indiespiritbath You’re both utterly wrong. It’s in @votedave’s 50 mile long back garden so he can see all the way to the end.

@indiespiritbath @bathnes_not Got repurposed as a giant winding wheel for the cable car system?

What ever happened to that Bath Eye thing on the weir?!

All these junction improvements on the A39... it’s almost as if @cllr_tim is the councillor out that way 🤔

Hang on who’s running what twitter account?! twitter.com/bathnes/status…

Investment of the year. We had to make cuts somewhere, @cllr_tim gets hourly refuse collections. twitter.com/votedave/statu…

What’s more we’ve got an artist to make a snowman that looks just like @cllr_tim on his driveway as a constant reminder of how great @cllr_tim is.

We’ve even got a dedicated task force going out to move snow & ice from BA1 and put it in BA2, right outside @votedave’s front door.