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@Ldn_Ambulance If you haven't already changed your clocks, you'll get a very good percentage of response times today! 😜

Got to say, @FarnhamOfficial have made a right pig's ear of The Borough. How much did we pay for this? Next time, get Bob The Builder to fix it! #embarrassing #cockup

@Matt_Pinner Apt that a wheel has come off!

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?

@PalmiraWorld @TfL The DLR has previously had 48hr strikes.

@TfL Is the Elizabeth Line affected? Cannot wait for all the trains to be driverless as the DLR, so this is gonna stop! We pay a huge amount of money for a slow service, dirty and outdated tube trains!

Planned strike action affecting London Underground ⚠️ Planned strikes by RMT Tube drivers will affect all Tube services on: Tuesday 24 March and Thursday 26 March - Morning - normal services expected - After midday - severe disruption expected Wednesday 25 March and Friday 27 March - Morning - severe disruption until midday - Afternoon / evening - services recovering, with some disruption likely until the evening Other TfL services will be running as normal but are expected to be extremely busy. Find out more and check before you travel: tfl.gov.uk/campaign/strik…

@ExtremeFootbal4 🙋🏻‍♂️

@BrentMcKee @Amelia558rs Not necessarily, I am right-handed but wear my watch on the right (wrong) wrist.

@Amelia558rs C Cane in left hand. But he’s right handed (based on the wrist his watch is on - and before anyone asks there are watches for the blind; the crystal opens so they can feel the position of the hands). Everyone else has their canes in their right hand.

Who is faking blindness

@MbarkCherguia Helicopter

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is? 🤔

@Afc_Sakzi @bobchurch1964 1971

@bobchurch1964 What year is this?

Vintage Arsenal! Who can name these players?

@Afc_Sakzi Peter Storey, Eddie Kelly, Sammy Nelson, and George Graham.

@Mary09031988 @sweet_nector1 Same here, I hit the edit button and go into a frenzy on WhatsApp, trying to correct before it's seen! 😂

@batloaf1 @sweet_nector1 😂 I ALWAYS forget to check my spelling correct or if I’ve mistyped something before posting. You never know what you might get in one of my posts.

Do you have any idea what this could be?

@Mary09031988 @sweet_nector1 You're looking very good for your age Mary. 1070 would make you 956 years old! Having a vacuum cleaner 700+ years before we learned to harness electricity too! 😉

@sweet_nector1 An Electrolux vacuum cleaner… old school, probably early before the 70’s. We had one in early 1070’s and it had been replaced with a lot of plastic housing.

@sweet_nector1 It's a prototype of the Proton pack used by the Ghostbusters! #whoyagonnacall

@benonwine Liz Truss because she'll be gone less than 10 minutes into the flight!

Tough One, but I will go with Maggie! 🇬🇧 Who are you choosing?

@PeterDoyle1n @Anfal364518 ☝️

@Anfal364518 What is the point?

No girl name starts with "A"and ends with"A Prove me wrong

@TfL Baker Street

Which station mural or tile design is most iconic?

@Charlene167685 Everytime someone walks behind you

@oelma__ He could be still be 25, if his kid is a step child from his wife's previous marriage.

Only a genius can work it out

@oelma__ I will remove a single bean.

Remove one thing on this plate..

@Afc_Sakzi 26th May 1989. Manager was George Graham. The only time a league championship trophy was presented on a Friday, making Arsenal the only club to win a trophy on every day of the week.

Quiz for the TL❗️ Arsenal won the league on the final day of the season, needing to win by at least two goals away at Anfield that year. What year did this happen, and who was the Arsenal manager in that game?

@TfL Regent's Park

Guess the station 🚇 My name contains a word that is both a verb and a noun. I’m on the Bakerloo line. Great Portland Street isn't far away. What am I?