Andrew Walsh

@JimSterling @Priscillaqotr @TIDALWRESTLING Wait, you were being good before? We're all doomed

The real Commander Sterling is back. Being good was fun while it lasted, but nowhere near fun enough. Goodbye, @Priscillaqotr. Hello, @TIDALWRESTLING! #YesCommander

@SWAIM_CORP It's one quiver of arrows, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

recommended class for me: Wizard with a specialization in the School of Illusion, Michael.

what are your honest, real life core attribute stats? I'm STR 9 DEX 8 CON 8 INT 15 WIS 13 CHA 17

@mangiotto You gotta commit, just paste the whole thing to your wall

@AllieGoertz It was a rough watch but it's an amazing piece of art. Hope Uncle Trent gets to see it soon

I co-directed this music video based on my experience with abusive people in power The lyrics to “Ruiner” by NIN work so well with female rage. I hope my reimagining of Ruiner (accompanied by this video) does the song justice youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUTh6…

@Vincenzo_Natali Gonna be a great winter, gonna get so much writing done. The future is bright

22 days to Shine before Halloween.

Quick update on some major life events

@mangiotto The victory of Content! Effervescent puffery, designed to be consumed and forgotten immediately lest you confuse it with all the upcoming Content! It's like the corps are trying to kill the golden goose. Can't wait for them to divest themselves so we can reward creativity again

@edzitron beats the hell out of a lazy text meme, that's for sure

Rise and shine, Mister, Joe Armstrong, rise, and shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on, the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until…well, let's just say...summer has come...and PASSed...

@Lubchansky HE'S MAKING ENDORPHIN PORT A REALITY

what’s his body shape doing here. beginning a campaign to cast conner o malley in THE SOCIAL NETWORK$ (2026)

So I’m Driving And I See This Guy Shot on 16mm @Kodak, Dev + Scan by Negativeland, Special thanks to Jeff Kolvites

@EricVespe @UniversalORL Congratulations!

Been a good week. Special shoutout to @UniversalORL for helping me plan the perfect time and (spooky) place to take a knee.

now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

I better go superviral for this...

@AllieGoertz I bought a pack of instant water and I don't know what to add

Been watching a lot of Mitch Hedberg and Stephen Wright and have to ask… what’s your favorite one liner of all time?

@mangiotto @pramsey342 "Can't let it go to waste!"

@kcgreenn But what if he, too, is a greature and is unaware of his true lineage

What in the... Who let this guy in? All he does is bully my greatures!!!

@Lubchansky Delicious pearls

pearls before swine

I! LOVE! FACEBOOK DIVIDENDS! EDUARDO SAVERINS! SUIN’ ALL MY FRIENDS! …..AND TWINS

@TSN_Sports can you confirm if AEW Dynamite will be aired at 8 EST tonight on TSN2? Your site says it is but Bell and Rogers say Overdrive followed by little league baseball

@jonlajoiecomedy Pretty sure that's Warlock from the New Mutants

Loved seeing Cyrax from Mortal Kombat 3 so heavily featured in the Paris Olympics closing ceremonies.

The closing ceremony of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics should feature Al Pacino and Robert De Niro chasing each other with guns around giant replica Olympic rings while a 200-piece orchestra plays Moby.