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Our very first Walmart grocery trip the cashier looked me in my eyes and said “I just love seeing black and white couples”

We are married

@moequark For the full authentic experience make sure you randomly want to end your life and then also throw up a couple times

@OffbrandCanelo Your turn

@bayleeisnt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m engaged

@thtkiddj_ Thank you so much!!!!!

@eklundisles Thank you!!!

@bayleeisnt Oh my god!! Congratulations!!

@getbarrytrotzd Thank you!!

@bayleeisnt Congrats!

@ChattLookouts End the game so we can see the fireworks already

HENDRICK GOES YARD. AGAIN. WE'RE ALL TIED UP. #GoLookouts

@OffbrandCanelo It really happened

@bayleeisnt wtf???

I feel like my twitter presence hasn’t been the same ever since I got cancelled for asking if I needed to be Jewish to marry Quinn Hughes

@HousecatsNSH For today can’t promise tomorrow

@bayleeisnt Glad to see

Me when a creeper blows up inside my house but my friend doesn't quite understand that

@HousecatsNSH Yes king

@bayleeisnt Ur alive

@SquidularCeph This is very true

@christoautist Evidently

Damn yall ever loved someone before

@spongebobsloth Damn they fucked your shit up

So last night they were supposed to inject my arm with a nerve blocker and the doctor missed my nerve and it went to my brain stem causing my whole body to go numb. Causing the part of my lungs responsible for breathing to shut up for 2 mins requiring me a hand pump oxygen mask.

@the_realsolomon DWARF CODED HELP

This guy is the most dwarf coded human I’ve seen. Look at his head shape. I’d be miserable as fuck too if I looked like a thumb 😭.

@christoautist Nobody gossips like a Tennessee grandma