Baylor

In this crypto novella a young degen wakes up on Jungle Bay Island, trapped in the metaverse. Amidst a civil war of dank memes and mercurial influencers, how will he get back home? $Bobo 🐻 baylorcrypto.substack.com/p/crypto-legen… And the story in pictures 🧵

@dodo_bait @BalaiBB I've actually flipped bullish again for the last 2 months. When ethbtc breaks out, we're getting an alt season for the first time in 5 years

@BalaiBB @baylor9985 🤣

Anytime I read this tweet I always tear up in laughter 😂

@ink_mfer @Chefofmemes @JungleBayAC @_seacasa @bobocouncil @pepecoineth @_brainlet I'm still working on a sequel for the future, will need your help again brother. Possibly 2027, I'll see how it goes. Jungle bay for life 🌴🧱🧱

@Chefofmemes @JungleBayAC @_seacasa @bobocouncil @pepecoineth @_brainlet Specially for @baylor9985 🌴🧱 baylorcrypto.substack.com/p/crypto-legen…

ethereum:0x6982508145454ce325ddbe47a25d4ec3d2311933 or solana:4nV5gNwwP68zUDat26ySChREqVaQaLudfJBkSgEzpump

@Clavicular0 i love you clavicular

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

@leshka_eth double top within a 5 year range. tom lee is finito

ETHEREUM LOOKS COOKED FOR THIS CYCLE The chart looks ready to break down It's so over for Tom Lee

@MasterNumber its suss

king kyrgios gave her a solid thumping i dont know how tbh, he did everything he could to gift her points. he was literally trying to lose rolled in every groundie at quarter pace, tapped in grandma serves, kept hitting to her she self destructed in a hot embarrasing mess

@davidgokhshtein yes, but not any time soon. btc/gold is in a massive head and shoulders bro

I’ll say this again. I fully believe people who’ve made money in gold and silver will eventually rotate those profits into Bitcoin.

@TedPillows omg wot???? but blacckrock is buying. tokenise da wurld

A whale has been going short now. He has opened: ▫️ $119,296,000 $BTC short ▫️ $106,743,000 $ETH short ▫️ $43,102,000 $SOL short

@ArdiNSC wait until 32k $btc

Still seeing this narrative floating around CT: "Alts are down 80-90% already, must be close to the bottom and ready for reversal soon." This is your reminder that 99% of 2017-2021 altcoins are completely dead. Delisted, zero liquidity, and completely forgotten. Thinking "it's down so much it has to bounce" is one of the quickest ways to lose more capital. And if you think alts are struggling while BTC holds $80K... Wait until BTC eventually trades at $50K.

@JacobKinge retard dad, no dad ... seems like no dad is a better chocie

Be careful where you get your financial advice, especially from these know-it-all Bitcoin “gurus” who actually know nothing. Robert Kiyosaki claimed he sold all his silver for BTC 11 months ago. Since then, BTC is down 6.2 % and silver is up 156 %. Now he’s urging everyone to buy back into silver and calling it the greatest thing ever. The man who built an empire teaching that profit is made when you buy, not when you sell, told millions of people to sell at the exact bottom of the strongest precious metals rally since 1980.

@KillaXBT no short squeeze, just bear flags go up a bit before they nuke down

It’s getting obvious now. They are intentionally retracing every pump knowing that each time they do, it makes the entire market gradually lose conviction & flip sides. Building liquidity. Compression imo. Make everyone comfortable to the point where they over risk on shorts & fuel a bigger short squeeze. $BTC

@DefiWimar fuck yeah. send it to zero cuzz. shorts are printing

🚨 BREAKING BLACKROCK JUST DUMPED 2,201 $BTC, WORTH $192 MILLION, AND 7,557 $ETH, WORTH $22 MILLION, RIGHT AFTER THE BANK OF JAPAN MEETING ENDED. LOOKS LIKE MORE RATE HIKES ARE COMING. THIS IS BAD FOR MARKETS… 👀

@Cobratate whats truly pathetic is a jamaican hobo knocking out the "top g" with ease

White people are not being out competed by browns. They’re being betrayed by fellow whites who hand the browns the world’s easiest victory. “Racist” disarms you to hand away nations. Pathetic.

@alan0x_ wojak liq is too think its joever for joe andy is not a meme $bobo is the only answer

@WatcherGuru 🤦‍♀️

JUST IN: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 1,229 Bitcoin worth $108 million.

@PeterSchiff @saylor facts

@saylor And you are aleady down on that buy as well. What is the point of selling down your newly established Treasury reserve to buy even more Bitcoin, especially when your stock trades at a discount to the Bitcoin you already own?

Strategy has acquired 1,229 BTC for ~$108.8 million at ~$88,568 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 23.2% YTD 2025. As of 12/28/2025, we hodl 672,497 $BTC acquired for ~$50.44 billion at ~$74,997 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRE strategy.com/press/strategy…

@JamesWynnReal @RachidRamdani10 unacceptable – baylor

Live in 15. Running late and waiting for @RachidRamdani10. - Wynn

@bobobaddie it's a double top within a 5 year range sick of low t men who cant do ta for shit

@baylor9985 Are you this bearish all the time baylor

retard

@LuqWeb3 that you make statements with no source ppl are still too bullish cos ur still fishing for a bullish angle we're going so, so much lower

Nobody wants to touch crypto right now... What does that tell you?

@Cobratate you worked hard to bring us this tweet boss

Most people in most companies are brutally inefficient. Coffee breaks. Talking shit. Googling. You could fire 50% of office staff in most companies and still function. People still think they work “hard”