Philip

@TheFigen_ Handsome

At 36, Takato Ishida becomes Japan’s youngest governor… and his looks are stealing the spotlight. 🔥

@OneLuckyGirl_28 111

SPOILER ALERT: Anyone who touches this post on APRIL 22nd AND 23rd will be blessed with 10x increase in financial income. Drop "111" to claim it.

@MerriamWebster Versus not verse

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

@hipstergeddon The Oval

Anyone got a favourite Adelaide Hotel ?

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

@secret_massagex I think you mean “masseur “. Masseuse is female

Your fav masseuse

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Money

Whatever u ask the Universe for under this tweet, u may get by March 28.

@werd_nag I want to know how Sam got home. Last seen walking down the driveway!

Chris: Want a hand packing? He just couldn't wait to get rid of Sam #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia

@beggywilliamz If you read the reviews on Stayz, one of them says “thanks, Chris”. He probably owns it but doesn’t spend much time there.

Are we betting on this being an Airbnb? #mafs #mafsau

@matt_j_lewis The rolled up towels on the bed seemed weird to me . Very airBNB

I find it highly suspicious #Chris’ homestay included NONE of his family or friends, just the farm. 🤔 #MAFS #MAFSAU

@FantacyAi15297 Everything

what do you need fixing?

@sciencegirl Good taste!

Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this

@WorkElizab B

Trying on Mother of the Bride outfits! Tell me your fave in the comments 👇💐”

@WorkElizab 2

Help me choose shoes for a summer wedding... lam going to a friend's wedding tomorrow

@chi_quiero He doesn’t mind shaving under his arms!

For those asking,I've just found this. That is what he does to the beard! I'm guessing he gels them too. Pretty smart 👌☺️

@BeanGre73226284 Same here. Had mine removed two weeks ago and recovering well. Follow the doc’s orders and you’ll be as good as new. Happy to answer any questions you may have.

Got diagnosed with prostate cancer just after new year, had it removed yesterday,back home now and a months recovery and hopefully thats the end of it

@RobertaFresque2 1 or 2

??? 🤔

@baddestdaddiesx @ladorianx A little more trimmed

Shaved or natural—what do you prefer?

@robertlasagna1 In England they call rolls, baps, and I’ll never understand why!

In Australia, they call buns "rolls", and they won't tell me why and they won't stop

@Michael94858047 I hear you. Same here

I pay $204.95 per month for FOXTEL! AND THE CUNTS WANT TO CHARGE ME $4.95 for a fucking movie!