Sir Northerner

@CraigHope_DM More fucking doom and gloom. Persistently gloomy supporting this lot. Honestly had enough. The press have it in for Newcastle. Simple as that.

🚨 NEWCASTLE CONFIDENTIAL 🇮🇹 Major development in Tonali transfer 🇸🇦 What PIF must do after sale talk 🇪🇨 When Ecuador wonderkid will arrive 🇨🇦 Revealed: Hopkinson's "Newcastle United Code" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Miley contract truth 👇 All in my exclusive NUFC column 👇 dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@LiamJKennedy23 More fucking bad news. Fucking love the doom and bastard gloom around this fucking club. We will never be a big club.

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

@VideosIrish Fucking cunts

Traveller men test driving a car that pakistani men are selling 😂

@Keir_Starmer Will you just fu(k off

Putin is rubbing his hands at the war in the Middle East because he thinks higher oil prices will let him line his pockets. I will always defend British interests at home and abroad, which is why we are taking action against Russia’s shadow fleet today.

Her figure 🥵💚

@SkyNews This bloke is absolutely useless

'The prime minister loves to hide behind legal processes.' Kemi Badenoch begins PMQs with the oil crisis, asking Sir Keir Starmer if he will "approve the licences for Rosebank and Jackdaw gas fields in the North Sea". trib.al/jWtQRqy 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@VideosIrish Hopefully all the robbing ones are judged

John connors message to the traveller community

@2147mill 100%. I’m realising now that I’ve bought and don’t want the responsibility. What people forget is if you pay back £350k on a 200k house how is that an investment?

The average UK mortgage is £200,000 at 5% over 25 years. Total repayment? £350,000. You borrow £200K and pay back £350K. £150,000 straight to the bank. For nothing. Then you pay to fix up the house. Stuff breaks. You pay insurance monthly. Fees when/if you sell the property. And we act like renting is throwing money away. There is a strong argument for renting.

@mnine1 Same where I am. Robbing cunts

Esso diesel close by was £1.72 this morning. By late afternoon £1.79. No doubt in my mind that's blatant fucking profiteering

@GriftReport Scum of the earth these cunts

Travellers smash up other travellers home with women and children inside 😱😱

@Footballtweet Kick it out for a throw. Dive for a free kick

What is Mikel Arteta thinking here?

Another glammed up titty piccccc

@JamesCopley_ Stupid little ferret

Me: “Can we now officially call you a Mackem?” Chris Rigg: “Of course you can.” #SAFC 🔴⚪️

@SkySports_Keith Scruffy cunt

🤳🏼 Sunderland’s Chris Rigg re-emerges into the St James’ Park pitch on his own to take selfies in front of the jubilant Sunderland fans — and wind up their rivals. #SAFC #NUFC

@UtdXclusive @UOLEsporte @FabrizioRomano The agenda begins.

🚨 BREAKING: A meeting took place a few weeks ago between the agents of Bruno G & Manchester United! The news via @UOLEsporte is TRUE. Bruno G is appreciated by the club as well as others players like Tonali & Elliot Anderson. [@FabrizioRomano YT]

Out for tapas & afternoon drinks 🥂🎉hope you have a great day much love ❤️😘

@lostwithlily 1&2

we need a male opinion.. 💁🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰👩🏼 if you can only choose two of us for an evening be honest, which two would you choose?

@ZackPolanski He couldn’t give a fuck mate. Liebour will expect us to soak it up.

John is right - households simply cannot afford another rise in bills. That's why I've called on the PM to prevent prices rising above the April-June cap. It's vital the PM listens.

@AdamJoseph Fuck off

Your two best players literally scrambling to beat each other out the door. It's all 'who's that team we call United' until you spend the last 24 hours getting completely humbled on & off the pitch, reminded that in fact you are only just Newcastle after all.

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen This jumped up little turd can fuck right off

"Jason Wolcox specifically has had a conversation, to my knowledge, with the Bruno Guimarães camp." 🇧🇷 "It might be ONE TO WATCH." 👀 [@JacobsBen]