baby Duno

@cntaminatedbnez @izabellekatalin @CosmicMind144 @user84829272 🤣🤣 you ought to be! it was a critical part of 2020

@izabellekatalin @CosmicMind144 @user84829272 Omg so sorry I didn't know the full chronological timeline of Bunny The Dog

Remember when everyone thought their dogs were speaking to them with those buttons

@DirtyOldGamer48 @SoveyX 😂😂 this part got me

@SoveyX You do realise that you're still going to be on that diet when she realises you're still in shape😅

No one is harsher than an Asian mom when their daughter gains weight: “Angle make you fat?” “I no recognize you.” “You like ball.” “Go gym now.”

@McHogor @noobiiitm @Vinzanity08 @blacknredtext Are yall talking abt flowers for algernon or forrest gump 😭

@noobiiitm @Vinzanity08 @blacknredtext That movie was fictional, its events didn’t actually happen

anon submission

@terexnceJr @monkeymachine13 @glamdemon2004 righht😭😭 i was like “what?”🤣

@monkeymachine13 @glamdemon2004 what an odd thing to randomly make up i’m crine 😭😭

People have been trying to be her for YEARS. It’s not gonna happen for you!!! She had the prophecy and you don’t

@aggravatedbrat @juicyzealot You tossed me out like i was trash for that you should be dead !!!

@juicyzealot love the soundtrack 😩

not to sound woo woo but I always think it's interesting how this was made pre columbine. for some reason the archetype of an edgy resentful outcast who tries to bomb a school was already being formed. finger on the pulse

@DobmeyerSi74785 @SlyElliot @kai_xbt 😂😂

@SlyElliot @kai_xbt Over for neurotransmittercels. Brutal🥀

Clavicular reveals his current daily drug protocol "Adderall 30mg a day dosed 10, 10 and 10. Last dose is variable depending on whether I'm streaming or want to go to bed early. Selegiline which is an MAO-B inhibitor, basically blocks your body from breaking down dopamine, that's a transdermal patch. Pregabalin to block excitatory neurotransmitters so I'm less anxious and can handle crowded spaces. And Baclofen which is a GABA-B agonist similar to the receptor alcohol hits since I'm quitting drinking."

@saibojnal @goodside 🤣🤣

@bby_duno @goodside is u gonna give it back

The elites don’t want you to know this, but you can use Google’s stapler. You can borrow Google’s umbrella. You can have a sip of Google’s water. You can have two of Google’s fries.

@saibojnal @goodside Gemini really said “how is a nigga going to “borrow” a fry?”

@goodside nerd

@NarutoDaily_ Is this a real screenshot

Might Guy: “I love all my students equally” *Also Might Guy

@_TyJenay @onlymaraaa @slimxhottie @Talk_2_Em_Chris This made me LOL

@onlymaraaa @slimxhottie @Talk_2_Em_Chris That’s just weird you dumb ass, nb goes to someone’s house and just starts getting naked. 😒 tryna prove a point and you sound dumb af. I’ve never seen my mom naked and thought to go to my friends house and strip. Goodnight stupid

I learned about the “naked mom theory” last night. As someone who didn’t grow up around women that shit has me blown. Y’all mamas was naked around yall?

@DannyEarns @JamesonCamp @AnejoYote The guy who jumped in the pool in the suit-is he okay? And working out in the suit? Are they washable? Don’t they get hot?

@JamesonCamp @AnejoYote I have a cousin whos super into this, its like larping but different. I learned about the whole thing, each of those suits cost so much money its genuinely insane. The culture is filled with hella wealthy people and its own thing that isnt like anything else idk.

Phuket 🇹🇭 2026. An adventure I’ll never forget; friends I’ll remember forever!

@dogfightin2 No literally

@beammeupblocki open.spotify.com/track/7sC4E7dS…

See what they think of you dck suckers…but yall wont gaf you’ll jus pop another dck in your mouth

@tunarexia @winthornegary @JDabknee the grandmomma the baby

@winthornegary @JDabknee are you the patient?

As an ER nurse, its been crazy to see how much more efficient Chat GPT is at discharging "heart attack" patients than our doctors are. Future of medicine is now 🥳🥳

@blacknredtext @shrek2fanboy Okay, let me test this on the 3 Kings Ritual. I’m still spooked by 3:33 am to this day

submission by @shrek2fanboy

@nicholasfukc @gncfosho @weedhitter 😂

@gncfosho @weedhitter *to my doctor after he patiently explains the infection could be either bacterial or viral* Or giral, right?

right

@k_suri54097 @fishquichee This… is fucking with my worldview .

@fishquichee Pufferfish Builds Sand Sculpture for Mating #Pufferfish

Me and the bad bitch i pulled by creating an elaborate geometric sand pattern

@GarbageHomos I keep it a simple “im so sorry that happened to you” or “so sorry to hear that” <—cheat codes, feel free to copy/paste

one thing i have learned after having something terrible happen to you is that people have no idea how to speak to you anymore

@doxie_gay Why is he postpartum 😭

i just found out life will change on saturday, we can never go back

@Scoots1293 @breadbun_shua I just realized bluey is a reboot of blue’s clues

@breadbun_shua Tigers and a certain blue dog

i love whatever is with the tigers in zootopia doing this particular dance move lmao