Brian Chesnick

Just play this on loop the rest of my life twitter.com/gifdsports/sta…

Looking like a Disney movie villain. I can only respect this.

@Terrapins247 Pines and Smith with no under Armour logo Terp polos

Maryland president Darryl Pines and athletic director Jim Smith joined Maryland governor Wes Moore and his wife over the weekend for Moore’s Preakness Golf event. What do you notice? ⬇️

@upstreamlax Yep

We need to have a conversation about Robby Hopper........

@the_P_God That light domestic beer never tasted better after it was finished

“Get up. I just bought 700 yards of mulch. We have to mulch the yard, the driveway, the roof, our neighbor’s yard, and your brother’s room today” - your dad at 5:00 am in 2004 for no reason

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

@DixonLacrosse Play it at the Delaware Turf

Moving forward, if we have four teams on the NCAA bubble I propose a 1 day round robin. Play games 8am,1pm,4pm. 2 20 minute running halves, no timeouts. Best records play next morning at 10 to determine winner, more favorable matchup, loser gets tougher draw. Who’s with me?

Might want to sit down before noting these O's recent pitching numbers --- * Team ERA is 4.76 for yr (27th MLB) * Team ERA is 6.80 last 11 gm, allow 6r+ 7x * Rotation 1 QS last 13g with 6.54 ERA * Pen ERA is 7.83 last 8g, most of that over 2g * Allowed 27 runs, 8 HRs in NY

The past ~12 months of Maryland athletics: - Willard and Evans messy divorce - Interim AD leads men's basketball coach search - Football goes 4-8 again - AD forced to announce Locksley will *not* be fired - Men's basketball's worst season in 37 years - Preseason No. 10 women's basketball loses in R32 - Preseason No. 1 men's lacrosse misses NCAA tournament for first time in 24 years Elsewhere in College Park: - The athletic department ranked last among Big Ten public schools in revenue and spending in 2025, has faced budget shortfalls each of last two years - UMD announces hiring freeze last week, will cut up to 150 jobs across campus due to 10% reduction in state funding This is a critical time for the university's leaders. Are the right people in charge?

@fieldystick Horrible precedent set to reward Duke

Final bracket projection. I would be very surprised if we see anything other than this regarding the bubble call. Reasonably up for debate within this bracket: 1/2, 3/4, 5-7, 8th between Penn State and Hopkins. I'm happy to answer questions. Selection show is at 9:30pm; tune in!

@ShamsCharania @AdamSchefter

Boston's Jayson Tatum is OUT for Game 7 tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers with a left leg injury.

I’m just trippin bc who asked for this 😭😭😭

if i was trying to cover my tracks here, i would not rename my spotify account to a mashup of my two sons names

“20 years ago when they got Santonio Holmes”

@aaronjmars @netw3rk

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

@RedditCFB The Strait of MoreBooze

This weekend there will be a naval blockade at a chokepoint in a waterway through which some of the world’s most valuable resources will flow.

@Orioles @Steveonbaseball

Jeremiah Jackson Earl Weaver special for the lead! The O's put up SIX RUNS in the 8th!

@RichardBreath67 May God be with you all 🚨

Type of shit I’ve been on today

Your first round tee times from Mexico City 👀 #LIVGolfMexicoCity

@fashion_nfl Is it true that because of Florida States trademark they couldn’t ?

The piercing spear also appears to defy the laws of physics or is otherwise bending around the folds of the stenciled logo. Maybe a wormhole situation. Also accentuates the "taco holder" accusations.