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@ITVNewsPolitics @GillianKeegan "Thick of it" minders of bimbo tory @GillianKeegan will be relieved that the Parthenon marbles weren't stolen by the Earl of Kirkcudbright.

'The Elgin Marbles are actually protected under law and under that law they have to stay in the British Museum' Education Secretary @GillianKeegan says 'it's very clear' the Elgin Marbles should stay in the UK itv.com/news/2023-11-2…

@stand_for_all @MeanwhileScotia El - Gin marbles??? Elgin is a Scottish toon. Is she oan The Gordon's??

@bmay Wow, Brendon. Thanks for this. I've added "a visit to The Sidewalk Cafe in shitville" to my bucket list. Can't wait to meet Cyclops on my odyssey (and his little sister and the ten inbreds they've puppied. #ToryFascistDictatorship

Global Britain.

@Otto_English So it was the sheep, then?

One request. Every time you make jokes about Cameron and pigs, you're repeating a total lie - made up and propagated by individuals who are even worse than he is ... and for their own twisted little ends. So please resist the urge.

𝗟𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 - The Cameron Highlanders in 1914 before going to war and in 1918 after the Armistice.

@coldwarsteve Smile suggets she is sitting on Tommy R Yaxley's middle finger here. #SuellaBravermanMustGo

@Steven_Swinford Fake news Gove weasel shagged a burd: 👄Shirtlifter 👄Bumbandit 👄Rides the chocolate underground 👄Bender 👄Fag 👄Gove Tory bumboy in tanktop. Choose one of the above. #ToryScum

Exclusive: Kemi Badenoch had a significant falling out with Michael Gove after he had an affair with an acquaintance of hers Gove entered into a relationship with the woman and she separated from her husband. The relationship between Gove and the woman subsequently came to an end It led to a ‘significant deterioration’ in relations between Badenoch & Gove, to the extent that at one point they weren’t speaking thetimes.co.uk/article/michae…

@jdpoc That's a certain 2 brown paper bags student residence date (after 10 pints) - 1 for her head and 1 for yours, in case hers falls off. #BravermanOut

When #Braverman is in the news I keep going back to this from when she was a student. She was deeply involved in fraud & corruption then, too. All the signs were there that she was a grasping, soulless husk of a human being. That's why she's climbed so high in the Tory Party.

@g_gosden I'd fire the bitch at 11:00h on the morrow, then tell her to come in and pick up her P45 at 11:00h Sunday. #SuellaBravermanMustGo #ToryFascistDictatorship

'She is a nasty politician and nasty politicians shouldn't hold the office of Home Secretary' SNP Westminster leader Stephen Flynn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@g_gosden Thick as mince, but great tits. Keep it up.

Alex Phillips: “People have been waving black flags with white Arabic writing; we don’t know what it says.” Thick as mince

@NickGriffinBU Shropshire?? Whaur the fek is that? Do they shag sheep there? Hibs havnae had a decent far-left winger since Willie Ormond, you shite fir brains twat. Also, the twat at Waverley was never in the Paras. Cap is oot ae Army Navy Surplus Stores or bought oan e-bay. #ToryScum

Whoever attacked Poppy seller Jim Henderson should rot in jail. But don't rush to assume it was Muslims. There are plenty of far-left Hibs fans in Edinburgh. Just like Celtic's Green Brigade, they're hardcore pro-IRA Republicans and particularly hate the Paras (as do many Shankill Road Protestants, but that's another story).

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Note the photo of the W⚓️ in the Daily Pale - claims to be vet hero time served Royal Signals in Ulster. Check the beret he's sporting!!! Looks like para reg with cap badge bought on e-bay. Tosser. #Torylies

‘It just sent a shudder down my spine.’ Justice Minister Alex Chalk responds to claims that a 78-year-old poppy seller has been punched by pro-Palestinian protesters, telling @NickFerrariLBC the story is ‘truly appalling’.

@JaneyGodley "Muff!"

Show me a man who has never seen a pubic mound before

@bmay "Land of soapless tories, Where Weatherspoons is free, How can we extol thee, With intellect so wee !" #ToriesOut

Elgar would be so proud. Bloody hell these people are a different species.

@MrsAstronaut That puss aeways looks like it's chewin' a wasp. Great Spanish idiom is "mal follada". Roughly translates tae : "needs a guid humpin'!" #BBCghosts

This was on my Facebook memories from four years ago during an Independence march. Looks like she is chewing a wasp

@g_gosden He fekin' tried it, guaranteed and whilst fitting a vacuum cleaner tube over his todger and hitting "max". #JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

@BestForBritain Nappy for the W⚓️!! Weasel shitein' his fekin' yfronts.

@BestForBritain This ghoul is so huge, it could be employed as a Severn estuary flood barrier. #ToryCrimeSydicate #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern

@g_gosden Wicked Witch o' t'East blames rain coming from the other way!!!! Thick as a halloween turnip but not quite as attractive. #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern

Therese Coffey demonstrates her errant stupidity about the environment. She’s disinterested and given up. She know she’s toast. twitter.com/BestForBritain…