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@truestormyjoe UNREAL

What other adjectives would fit?

@disclosetv ... why? ...

JUST IN - King Charles will deliver a speech to the U.S. Congress the week of April 27 as he visits the U.S. — Politico

@deaflibertarian do it @elonmusk

What's the chance of having Elon Musk do a virtual chat about rockets with my 5th grade deaf students who are studying space stuff? Like 1 in a million?

@GeriPerna before even reading your comment, my first thought was "C*nt Cavern" ...

I would call this atrocity Mount Bitchmore. I was going to use the C word, but I hate that word!

@Tazerface16 because people like you belong in strait jackets, but alas, we got rid of all of our mental institutions. Make Padded Rooms Great Again

I believe Iran state media over my own government. How the fuck did we end up here? WTF?!?

@GeriPerna pretty accurate.

TJMaxx, Marshalls, HomeGoods... all have the same garbage. Ross Dress For Less is like Goodwill...only dirtier. Beall's in Florida caters to the over-80 crowd, and the clothing is all polyester.

I miss the days when we had a great selection of department stores to shop at. I detest WalMart and Target.

@AwakenedOutlaw its a joke ... GetMe TheFuck OuttaHere

Once the dam breaks, and it appears that’s already happening, this will create a flood of others following suit. It’s ‘save your ass’ time.

@HarshThoughtful ... why is Trump going to Graceland? ...

As I was saying… Elvis has entered the building. There are on accidents.

@DawsonSField @ConceptualJames exactly

@ConceptualJames I doubt if he is negotiating with the IRGC. He is negotiating with others in Iran trying to force them into shutting down the IRGC for us. To save Iran from both the IRGC & what the US will have to blow up to get rid of the IRGC.

Interesting developments, particularly given that the IRGC is not exactly what anyone would call a stable or good-faith actor. In fact, they're an apocalyptic death cult and have to be engaged as such. Fortunately, it seems Trump has understood this for a very long time.

That’ll hurt 🙄

@elonmusk It was the best of times it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope it was the winter of despair

AI bots will be more human than human

@GeneralJoeM17 you forgot wild boars, bears, panthers, bobcats, coyotes, armadillos and iguanas.

Anyone considering a move to Florida: 1. Fla is overcrowded, every street, highway, store, restaurant, school, parking lot etc is at MAX CAPACITY 2. Fla has bugs you've never seen incl Palmetto Roaches which WILL FLY AT YOU and land on you. They're 1-2 inches long. Mosquitos, wasps, spiders venemous snakes, alligators in every body of water also await 3. Native Floridians will NOT be nice to you because they are sick & tired of you all moving into their State making it so overcrowded and miserable and lowering their quality of life [they hate you] Please move to California instead and turn it red Other options are Georgia, the Carolinas, Missisippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arizone, Nevada etc. Fla is NOT the only State with Sunshine. Moral of the story:Please find another State to move to.

@GuntherEagleman there is nowhere in the world that I want to go to THAT badly.

🚨Atlanta TSA lines are INSANE! Not just wrapped around baggage claim… they’re now SNaking AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE ENTIRE BUILDING! Reports of people waiting SIX HOURS last night

@zerohedge ... there is no unified government left in Iran ... he is negotiating with *someone,* just not the losers who *think* they are in charge ...

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON.

@unusual_whales ... it is possible ... they should just do it ...

40% of American women, ages 15-44, would like to permanently move overseas, if possible, per Gallup.

@seanspicer EIGHTY SEVEN. Dear God.

Add her to the list of hanging on way too long Democrats want new Hill leaders. At 87, Maxine Waters isn’t budging. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

@BrandonStraka thank you for reminding me of how much I hate fatass Chris Christie

🚨 Chris Christie: "To say what the president said about Bob Mueller just shows you how completely self-consumed he is. It comes from his own sense that the only thing that matters in the world is him. That's what a child does."

@DavidWolfe literally zero of those things are in my pantry

@FrazierKay ... all two weeks of it ...

Not sure how to explain it to people overseas but UK summer beats any summer anywhere else in the world.

@walterkirn Narcissists think that too ... "If I'm able to manipulate someone into doing something for me, then they deserve it"

Psychos think that the fact they can fool you means that you deserve it.