Beach Bandit
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Most dudes are literally making videos about not touching their dicks
Thats the competition, if you can't win amongst this absolute wretched sea of embarrassments then idk what to say
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You need to go in debt for an arc of sunmaxxing atleast once in life
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The high, paradoxical and slightly hollow feeling you get when you realise you evolved into the bad guy who wants to do good
Heaviest weight to bear
But it smokes every single archetype of yourself and mortal man in the world
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@doctormorphh Everyone in the health space has a part of them that wishes they never learned this, and just kept gunning off mcdonalds, spirit and skating like your 13 year old self
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Health gurus dont like to hear it, but i performed best when i just ate whatever the fuck i wanted.
Pizza, steak, steroids, fruits, lots of milk, ice cream, soda's, no sleep, too much coffee, fries + whatever sauce comes to mind, blasting stimulants, candy, pastry, pancakes, sushi etc
Most productive i ever was, i was a machine.
Miss me with your 2h morning routine.
BasedBiohacker@BasedBiohacker
modafinil + bromantane + vitamin E + coca cola + a fucked up diet has me moving like a young donald trump. raid the villages, burn the boats. idc. this stack is the equivalent of a biological diplomatic status.
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The more damage you survive the stronger your aura gets & the woman you date more divine
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@LawrenceElliots After prolonged periods of chaos everything seems to by proxy fall into desired "optimisation" anyway. Come out the other side rewired and enhanced. Steroids for the nervous system
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Curating the perfect routine ,optimal lifestyle, diet & sleep pattern = debasement of human experience
A steady-state existence produces neither adaptation nor resilience
Enduring controlled stress:
- triggers mitochondrial biogenesis
- increases BDNF
- strengthens prefrontal-amygdala connectivity
- induces neuroplasticity
The nervous system adapts through polarity.
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The collective hive mind anxiety is at an all time high
Because the foundation is disappearing
We live in a derby of forces and events crashing and unfolding at super speed
Everyone is trying to grab on to something "safe"
This manifests in a myriad of Frankenstein experiment like copes
All stemming from this underlying anxiety for truth and direction
Everyone got Akimbo Glocks with a switch
Unloading shots out of despair at the proverbial game master
And the modern world does a great job at mocking this straight this in your face
Distracting and controlling your aggression like a matador does with a bull
While stifling any opportunity to let the chaos invigorate you, to be built into something powerful
Generating wave after wave of potent energy that drowns you
Instead of handing you a surfboard
The modern world is blatantly built on the underlying consensus to accept apathy
Everyone with an ounce of spirit since birth obviously answers and copes with a multitude of forces to break out
For better or worse
The best thing you can do is challenge this
Accept that the fall of this empire is inevitable
But use the openings of a world that no longer has any real morals or truth
You have never been more free
In chaos, no one is keeping a scope on you
Morals, tradition, culture, intelligence, values, beauty
All falling apart
For something new and even more potent to be built in a time we probably wont get to experience
The world fears controlled aggression
It fears the same foundational force of the wicked shit it pushes on you
It fears the Initiated Hedonist
It's a grand battle between good & evil
In that battle God needs many evil guys who try to be good
Against the evil guys who are self proclaimed saints
Against those who larp as Him
Against those who do evil masked in good
Only God sees and knows
& in the end game
He wants you to use your wickedness beautifully
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"I'm not ready until I hit XYZ goal"
"I can't date beautiful women"
"I can't start that business"
"I can't move with this confidence"
Mega cuckener
As a young gun you have divine permission to flirt with any aspect of life
And you should do it relentlessly
You have a fully functioning ballsack and testosterone running through your veins
That's all you need to break any obstacle and enjoy the fruits of life
Your ancestors woke up many days starving and sick but with a hunger to conquer and survive
Slaughtering sabertooth tigers, dripping out their feral girl with animal hide then smashing behind a bush
"Primal" - eat all the raw steak you want but your mindset is still that of a vegan nut cracker if you live like God ain't betting on you
Love, money, adventure, sex, music, swagger, art
Hits hard - if not harder - being broke, beaten and confused
As long as you're running around like a charming madman with a grin on your face the world loves energy in motion
It bets on the most potent energy
No matter what hideous weight and stories you are carrying on your shoulders right now
The more hideous the better
A man is only as dynamic as his experiences
You grow stronger, wittier, more charismatic and vital the more crazy shit you have seen
So today, not tomorrow:
Date the girl that makes you want to rob banks
Cook on that unorthodox idea
Keep building your story until the glorious or bitter end
Embrace your lore above all else
Hunger, charisma, testosterone
All you need to play & win
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@beachbandit_ Most people don't need more motivation. They need a different environment.
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When in a rut you need to fuck shit up
Seriously
Press random buttons. Try new combinations
Dress different. Move different. New posture. New speech
Mythologize and pimp out your character like it's Saints Row
Date beaut woman from a far away country and force new thinking into your mind
Drive with more sovereignty
Get a signature drink
Delve deep into a random music genre
Start saying the goofy shit on your mind
Make love to your girl with more desire
Talk to the tan homeless guy you always see on your morning stroll
Interact with the world around you
99% of humans are completely stuck in a script that has a blind eye for all the magic in life
And most likely 100% of us are cucking our highest, most unhinged, sovereign expression of self to nothing but made up rules and routine
Go show your love to life
She will bless you back thousandfold
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The biggest social butterflies got that skill because they were forced from a young age to influence, bend or discharge huge amounts of social chaos into something constructive
It's not about yapping and saying nonsense
It's about taking a situation with potential energy and moving it in a certain direction
Taking responsibility of the now
That can come out as a simple hello
Compliments to a strangers
Or complete leadership in relationships , group endeavours or creativity
But the foundation is always the drive to create something new
Taking control of the steering wheel
"Nothing moves if nothing moves"
Wrong
The truth is motion and energy is constant
Even stagnation takes energy
The car is always rolling forward
Why not manoeuvre it with style into desired paths
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It takes one minute playing in the real world - actually opening your eyes - to realise most online content is pure fantasy and entertainment
Online reality ≠ reality
The problem is most people spend far more time in the first. So that ultimately becomes their truth
There has never been a black pill
The only pill is that life is far more random and beautifully hideous than your brain wants to comfortably conceptualise
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There's not a single personal, financial, relationship or worldly problem that won't bend to your will with enough swagger
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I spent a ton of time living like a rich retired man by the beach only to realise palm trees and relaxing gets old real quick
Yes always being tan is dope. Water sports. Empty schedules
But the current trend to neurotically stack, disappear asap and never work again is extremely hilarious
You don't need to escape
You need a mix of purposeful endeavours that will naturally shape and change over time
You need to always be working, scheming and building something
Stop cooking up and you will despise life
The journey as a young man (even broke asf) is in reality fun
You never saw this type of money anxiety in cats who made it big in the past
Money just followed with age, through living well and evolving as an operator
Get all the money you can to realise it was never really just about the money
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If you don't have abc by x age, you're screwed!! Is what retards say who dont have their lives figured out Constantly stressing, pushing goalposts, never ending comparisons with those around them, always finding bigger people to try and beat Idiotic - idc if you end up a billionaire - if you have this level of thinking your overall ROI in life cannot and will not beat the guy who works hard in sprints, keeps working afloat in moderation, and everything in between is euphoric living Doing whatever you want, whenever you want Able to take care of bills and those around you while living like a King (or pretty close to it) And you dont need to hit $10m NW by a certain age either man.. what are you planning on jumping off a skyscraper? Quitting work for the rest of your 30-50 years, be bored forever? There is no deadline - if you work hard and smart (most important) and live even better, you never need to compare your life to anyones nor do you need to hit a money goal bc your money keeps going up YoY while your quality of life remains spectacular To me, life has always been about affording all the important experiences I genuinely want while not having to go crazy over making the $ for it Theres always going to be stress, thats obvious But theres also a line you can tread alone smoothly as your money keeps piling, life keeps improving, and stress stays managed Thats the trifecta - and very few ppl have it down pat Its also important to note that few of you are the restless types, the ones who always hustle, never stop working, constantly want more $ If thats you, this lifestyle wont work well for you Go full speed until the wheels fall off and buy new one when you need em The rest though? Read above multiple times over Nothing beats time freedom + high QoL + consistent NW growth + low stress
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Getting what you want out of life comes down to cultivating an artistic, vital and sexy presence
Even when no one is watching
Everything is play. Performance. Attraction.
You seduce life to get what you want.
Put on your best fit. Smell pristine
Every day is date night with life. Take her for a ride
Life answers to your level of sophistication and suave
An intelligent man knows the right woman by his side makes him attract even more out of life - money, beauty, creative insights, abundance
The gender war is the biggest psyop ever created
The push and pull between masculine and feminine is the drive that builds worlds
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Some of the most elite opportunities and events in life feel so random it's beyond laughable. God works in mysterious and often humorous ways. Never stop marketing yourself to life. Hide and sulk - you get nothing. Be out there and you might just get blessed
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@NoahRyanCo Non needed playfulness is the biggest sign someone is a genius
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Early 20's - hyper-experiment. Try 500 different things & see what you like & also what you hate. Find something that has a lot of what you like & not a lot of what you hate. Monstrous reps here, just trying shit, adventuring & having fun. Take risks getting into rooms that seem like they will benefit you/are aligned with what you want (sell your shit, move states/countries, quit jobs, whatever) as PEOPLE with SIGHT/experience/wisdom/resources/lanes will be your largest asset. People = your leapfrog. But those people want THE BEST, so make sure whatever you're doing in the mean time, you ARE the best, and you show up/operate with WINNER energy. Eventually in this chapter you'll find 1/2 lanes/mentors/people that directly or indirectly show you which way is "likely forward"
mid 20's decide on a lane & sprint. You can stack an M (or multiple) in 2-3 years but you have to do the same shit for MINIMUM 2 yrs. Adventuremaxx & rep/stack max. Focus should be on just getting better & utilizing your skillsets. It shouldn't feel like "i'm making myself do this for 2 yrs". It should feel like "fuck yeah, i'm aligned, let's gaspedal this shit", and the timeline, as a byproduct, just ends up being 2-3 yrs.
Late 20's pull a mini retirement. 8ish months-2 yrs, whatever feels right. Had Good sprint sesh, lot of skills/lessons learned, let off gas, fuck around, travel, go see what else is out there & what you want to do for the next chapter. Ur next level will be a redesign of what you originally did. This is also a time to reconnect & familiarize yourself with with people doing cool shit, just to get pulse on meta & can combine current metas + future trends/corners that you can see around with self & position accordingly
Repeat process
sprints/ladders
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As a man you have the ability and gift to warp time
If you consolidated wisdom through experience faster than your environment could evolve - you won
Heaven is having been through hell enough times that nothing in the physical world can shake you
The pain reaches its absolute maximum before the threshold breaks and you come out the other side transformed
Men are biologically and spiritually built to deal with pain as long as it moves them forward. The common modern stagnation is what kills
You want to come out the other side - internally jaded but outwardly playful
You killed the boy. But he's still in there messing around for the love of life. Just playing in a far stronger machine
One proverbial death can make you step back into the world ready to smoke all obstacles - because you yourself hold the whole spectrum
All the energy. The good. The bad. The drive. The sin
Self development is playing the game from the wrong end
You have to die first. Only then does it make sense
Life gets better the more times you die and come back
Real male satisfaction is only about how much you feel you create and influence with your time
How much potency you leave behind
But this culture is all about fearing death and hiding purpose
And never fearing a potential death is the quintessential masculine trait that attracts meaning to you
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