Alan Barson⚖️⛓🎥🎶📺

I don’t tweet legal, investment or tax advice. Just a little common sense, some ideas about best practices for lawyers, and the occasional callout of outrageous conduct. And very occasionally, some fun things too.

@WeevilFootball @GACAthletics You da MAN, G-Man!!

𝗚𝗔𝗖 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞! 🧱 LB Ghee Evans was a WALL in Saturday's 23-9 win over Southern Nazarene.

@DellCares any coupon codes for your site that I can redeem? couponfollow.com/site/dell.com via @couponfollow

Your Tesla Is Watching #incognitomode wired.com/video/watch/yo… via @wired

@TymereBurton13 Wow

Tracing the story of money, and its effects on people, in wartime Lodz tabletmag.com/ghettomoney

@nic_carter @cypherpunkstore There are a number of ways to protect your ideas. A good IP lawyer can help you with this.

@cypherpunkstore That’s my god damn idea where are my royalties

tether truthers spent 6 years trying to convince everyone tether would collapse and drag down the industry. it didn't. crypto had other problems, but they were fixated on the one thing that stood firm. that's pretty wild. they could have picked literally anything else. not sure anyone has ever been more wrong about anything. dunking on them is a moral obligation

@couthetiquette @GoBrightline Which station?

@GoBrightline excellent we had to check social media for an update… please add a notification system to your infamous app; we’ve all been at the station for nearly an hour with no details outside of seeing the delayed time increase on the monitors. #badforbusiness

Due to severe winds in south Florida we are experiencing impacts to our schedule this morning.

@couthetiquette @GoBrightline Typical Brightline misinformation. I commute daily Mia-FTL and waste SO much time waiting for late trains. They could so easily post live updates here but if they did it would kill the business.

@GoBrightline Details????

@CollinRugg Curious what the heavyset woman on the left was thinking as she walked off. Wow.

JUST IN: The high school teacher who was beaten unconscious by a 270 pound student after she told him to get off of his Nintendo, is reportedly refusing to help the defense lighten the sentence for the teen. Good for her 🔥 The student, Brendan Depa, is facing up to a whopping 30 years in prison. Depa was charged as an adult for a first-degree felony charge of aggravated battery.

Day one: Which wet lettuce will last longer? twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@nyc_globalentry @PeteButtigieg EWR Global Entry is down. What’s going on? Not used to hour-long waiting after 12 hours flying.

@WandrMe Global entry is down in EWR! @PeteButtigieg what’s going on??

@RoddyPFN @nic_carter I am serious.

@beagle10101 @nic_carter Let me know if serious!

Just tried pickleball and … it’s good

Et tu, CZ? Then fall Crypto. wsj.com/livecoverage/s…

Um, “messed up” might be more appropriate when addressing Congress. 🙄 Exclusive Transcript: The Full Testimony Bankman-Fried Planned To Give To Congress forbes.com/sites/steveneh…

BREAKING: World Shocked That Man Running Business Based On Imaginary Money Might Be Fraud newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

Drip drip drip…..Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX Gave Alameda Trades a Secret Speed Edge, CFTC Says - Bloomberg bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

BUSTED! via @NYTimes nytimes.com/2022/12/12/bus…

Some pols have already taken the high road and returned the loot ⁦(well done ⁦@SenGillibrand⁩). Who will be next? FTX Bankruptcy Means $73 Million in Political Donations at Risk of Being Clawed Back bloomberg.com/news/articles/…