An Up and Coming Teen

😭😭 even my horoscope is telling me to sit my ass home and to not go to work

@NoWaveCoffee Honestly !!!

@beanbreth After nearly two decades into her career, too.

Okay, who's rhisponsible for this?

why did they have that halftime performers in all puffers like it was 33° like they didn’t know damn well it was low 60s high 50s

@c0mmunicants omg I love those lil brownie cookies 🥰

Work salad

@mel_loveridge hell yeah — dungeons + daddies and naddpod Also I hear the bechdel cast shreds too

@beanbreth that’s perfect

what’s ur favorite podcast. no true crime allowed

@c0mmunicants bro I am ROOTING for you !!

A vegan tattoo shop needs a front desk person. It only makes sense, really.

Came back from a 4 day weekend and it took 2 hours before sending a resume for another job.

@c0mmunicants Jim Gaffigan was oddly chill

My fellow service workers, what celebrity have you served who was just completely normal?

@strawberreola 😮‍💨 that show had no right having such a slutty cast!!

@beanbreth Firefly Nathan Fillion had such a chokehold on my 13 year old feelings

If you had a crush on Nathan Fillion as a teen, congratulations on evolving to Pedro Pascal as your adult crush

@chekhovs_pun I’m sure you already have a playlist with all these bangers, but just in case you need another one; curated by a lil Arizona tumbleweed open.spotify.com/playlist/2E5kK…

@halfcaffhunny 😀 the only people who have a legitimately good time in Scottsdale are the horse cops

“Honestly, I love America. I spent a lot of time in Scottsdale recently and had a great time.” . White tech bros are the worst 🥴

@chekhovs_pun 😦 why would they say that

It finally happened. I want an espresso machine in my stupid house.

@fordhoIden The chokehold Meg Ryan’s characters had on me as a youth was absolutely unrelenting

@alecrobbins many spouse is spice

the plural of mouse is mice. so. the plural of rat is rice

On a personal note — I no longer wish to ask my friends to help me move because I’m an absolute horror during the process. I also know a majority of friends would hold my hand to cross the street if ever I asked, so. Bit of a toss up, really

the earnest ‘don’t ask your friends to help you move’ discourse is fun because we are learning some of us cannot communicate our boundaries honestly and freely with our peers but we also get to imagine a world w/o access to the word ‘no’