meanie bike 🎲

every bar in America on Cinco de Mayo

when someone asks what I had for lunch

is the eBay app on iOS not working or am I finally banned what’s going on

I’m just trying to enjoy the new Thundercat album on my morning commute but everyone on the streets this morning shut their brains off I get it’s Friday, but y’all gotta keep that thing on at least until just before closing time at work… wake up, starshine

it’s hole filling season

guys, I just want you to know (controversial opinion): when a band is playing a quiet or acoustic song on stage, YOU as an audience member need to stfu… there is absolutely nothing important you need to be talking about in that moment unless you’re being SA’d or killed.

“the only thing certain is nothing” damn right it is, @BandofNOTHING tonight, can’t wait

someone shouting at Costco: “Am I wrong for that!?” me, under my breath: “Yes. Reevaluate your life choices.”

@BandofNOTHING sorry, couldn’t hear you, could you repeat that I was listening to the album of the year “a short history of decay” by the band Nothing for a few days on loop

Everybody throw on ASHOD on loop for a few days so I can pay my rent this month

The same people that are saying “I don’t know anything Bad Bunny was saying” are the same people that will immediately search “Things You Missed in the latest Avengers: Doomsday Trailer” on Google/Youtube as soon they’ve watched it pathetic, use your brain

I went to Boston and came back home remembering that I really love Alice In Chains unrelated: my scapula is in discomfort

no I have never seen k-pop demon hunters

finally

@WWE @Gunther_AUT he’s done the same thing for 3 weeks and his promo skills just involves insulting someone by throwing “little” in front of their name AJ is gonna carry him to great match next week and everyone will treat this dude like god

So much for respect 😒 @Gunther_AUT

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

Happy New Year, Dragon Questers! This year marks the 40th anniversary of #DragonQuest! Please look forward to various announcements in celebration of the anniversary. Thank you for your continued support 💙

Floating into the holiday season feeling thankful for Eevee, Pikachu, and you! 🤗 Hope you enjoyed the @Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, Trainers! #MacysParade