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@elonmusk Go ahead pal! Scout it!

One day, we shall sail through the moon belts of Saturn 🪐

@MagaGrunt1 Remember when he repeatedly dodged the draft and called our service members suckers and losers?

🇺🇸The respect he has is unmatched and completely genuine. This Marine like many Veterans appreciate you.🇺🇸

@dvorahfr Don’t you have a literal colony of handmaids you could just look at

Grok Imagine's tip: work on your prompt -for the visuals -for the animation -for the soundtrack

@_rockytop_biker @MagaHunter I’ll fight you pedo what’s your address

@MagaHunter Go fuk yourself and get off my timeline. If you were a real hunter, and not a wimp assed soy boy, you would come say that to my face. Would you like my address? 🖕

I do not care what the far left loonies throw at me - or call me. I support President Trump. I support VP Vance. I support Secretary of War Hegseth. I support Secretary of State Rubio. And I love the U.S. military and our troops. All y'all liberals be you. I will be me. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@KeruboSk People like @1962GT_Hawk declaring things like “remember, I’m far smarter than you” while crying about the rust bubbles on their bike 😂😂

What’s a phrase a narcissist says that instantly gives them away?

@Humbleiest @ronsterd89 I guess that’s how you know you’re not ready to be married lmao

@beans_5eva @ronsterd89 Fkit

Tell me something in your home that is completely worn out.

@Humbleiest @ronsterd89 Damn just let it all out I guess

@ronsterd89 Marriage

@FoxNews Dragging those legs like clubs

HE'S BACK: President Trump waves and pumps his fist three times as he returns to the White House.

Lmao you can’t make this shit up….where are the MAGAs lining up for these jobs….thought the migrants took all their jobs? nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/…

@holisticgrenade You can choose your own medical treatment or lack there of but if you’re going to have a pet please take them to the vet regularly. They’re not experiments.

Unpopular opinion but the only reason that our pets need veterinarians is because they’re vaccinated and eat concentrated chemicals. If we just completely stopped vaccinating them and feeding them concentrated chemicals they would no longer need veterinarians.

@MattWalshBlog Most people don’t mind having Muslim neighbors. I live by a Muslim family, they’re super nice and I have zero complaints. I don’t miss the Jesus freak who used to live next door. She would let her energy drink cans blow off her porch and into the street.

Most people don’t realize that the Muslim population in America more than doubled after 9-11. Our government responded to 9-11 by mass importing the Arab world into our country. National suicide. No other term to describe it.

@gggirl924 Have you met a kid? They def still play dodgeball

What is the game you played when you were a kid at kids today no longer play? I’m going to go with dodgeball. I don’t think kids play this anymore.

@GaryPetersonUSA He dodged the draft 5 times to let others take the risk

President Trump proves he has been one of our best military minds since he was a boy!

@alt_w_v_g Lmao imagine believing this is real

Had a parent-teacher conference this morning My wife told me not to come I came anyway She said "please just listen and nod" I said "I always listen" She said "you listen like you're sitting in a boardroom looking for something to challenge" That's how listening works Nice classroom Small chairs I am 6'4" and was seated at a desk designed for someone who still believes in Santa Claus My knees touched my chest The teacher introduced herself Shared her identified pronouns I shared my identified adjectives Smart and handsome My wife closed her eyes The teacher had a folder Color-coded tabs I respected the organization She said our son is "a pleasure to have in class" My wife smiled I waited That sentence is never the whole report It's the executive summary before the risk section She said "however" There it is She said he "asks a lot of questions" I said "good" She said "during quiet time" I said "when is quiet time?" She said "it's when students are expected to work independently and in silence" I said "so he's the only one trying to get information and you've structured the environment to prevent it?" My wife put her hand on my arm I continued The teacher said he recently told another student that "sharing pencils doesn't make sense if nobody brings their own" I said "that's an accurate observation" My wife squeezed harder The teacher said she's concerned about his "resistance to group activities" I said "he's not resistant. He just doesn't see the value of doing more work for the same grade." The teacher said he also corrected her math on the whiteboard I said "was he right?" She paused She said "that's not the point" I said "it's a little bit the point" My wife stood up Sat back down Compromise The teacher pulled out an evaluation sheet Categories like "works well with others" and "follows directions" and "respects classroom norms" All subjective Not a number on the page I asked how these are graded She said "based on observation" I said "so one person's opinion with no second review?" She said "it's professional judgment" I said "my auditors say that too. Right before I disagree with them." She looked at my wife My wife said "I'm sorry about him" I said "I'm sitting right here" My wife said "I know" The teacher said overall he's a bright kid and she just wants to make sure he learns to "collaborate" I said "collaboration is important. But so is recognizing when you're the only one doing the work. He'll learn that again in college. And again in the real world. Might as well start now." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder She said "I think we've covered everything" I said "one more thing" She braced herself I said "his reading is above grade level. His math is strong. He asks hard questions and corrects mistakes when he sees them. I just want to make sure this school knows what it has." The teacher looked at me differently My wife looked at me differently I said "that's all" We left In the car my wife was quiet Then she said "he's turning into you" I said "is that a good thing?" She didn't answer From the backseat he said "dad, why does the teacher count off for asking questions? Isn't that the whole point of school?" I looked at my wife She looked out the window I said "yes. It is." He said "I don't think she likes when I'm right" I didn't say anything Neither did my wife Small chairs Color-coded tabs No follow-up items But the kid's going to be fine Sent from my iPhone

@MrWhiteMAGA lol president of dolphin fetuses maybe

WAS CHARLIE KIRK A FUTURE PRESIDENT?

@SenMcConnell Holy shit he’s still alive?

I was glad to see my friends from the Kentucky Bankers Association today. I’m thankful for all they do to support economic development in Kentucky communities.

@elonmusk @grok Imagine being the wealthiest person alive and this is the best you can do

Update @Grok Imagine

@Crimadellaa @realDonaldTrump Dude you’re the one going on manic rants. You’re just spewing the max character limit of nonsense while saying nothing of substance

@beans_5eva @realDonaldTrump And how bizarre is it that you insist I'm taking emotional leaps while you're literally having an emotional outburst over encountering opinion you disagree with. The irony.

@AndrewZywiecMD Damn imagine if anyone wanted the respect of homophobic assholes

If you ever hopped on the pronoun band wagon... used one...added one to you email... put it on your bio... You have lost every shred of respect and credibility you may have ever had. Just so you know.

@Teesa_Michele Hey man all you can do is try. Thanks for giving it your best shot

Today is my birthday. My birthday wish did not come true. I apologize, America. I tried.