chewna
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chewna
@beansanchewna
never ever wrong about the flyers

The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed: “Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat. A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it. With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny. Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”



My annual top 100 drafted NHL prospects ranking is out at @TheAthletic! - Full reports and projections - Tiers - Sortable user interface The 2026 edition (🎁 free to read): nytimes.com/athletic/74161…








Robert Pattinson is on a generational run.


In Birds of Prey (2020), the production used real eggs for the sandwich sequence, but Margot Robbie is actually allergic to chicken egg whites. The crew had to source specific duck eggs for every take to prevent her from having a reaction on set.
















@SuitableAlias It seems like such an obvious buy low candidate. That’s going to be first/second line tweener money in three years. And even at his lowest right now he’s twice as good as any C on the roster.








