Cierra

Omg I love my new snake skin gloves, oh wait that’s just my new hand skin washing them 17,000 times a day.

legs are so weird. they’re just these long dangly things attached to our body that just take us places.

shakespeare wishes he wrote something that slapped this hard

this is how ice cream sandwiches are made. still hungry?

Girls will really hear their car making a weird noise and be like hmm that’s odd lol let me just turn up my music

how to tell if a guy fucking sucks: he is offended by the new gillette ad

I can remember last year like it was yesterday.

i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug

“Are you free later?” Hmmmm let’s see.. 4:00 - wallow in self pity 4:30 - stare into the abyss 5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE 6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again! Sorry I’m booked.

@RachLWhitehurst buzzfeed.com/samstryker/ina…

imagine you’re a moth and your single day of existence was spent being in lord of the rings

Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

I watched rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape

Angela

I get so annoyed when people don’t bring a purse and you do and people ask you to put all their stuff in your purse. Bitch, I brought this purse for my stuff, not your stuff.

Sometimes nursing is this profound and incredible experience where you get to connect and care for others... ...and sometimes it’s finding a packet of hotsauce under a pannus.

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna