Laura Legs, JAILED LOVER 😒

@MasterOfFury Thank you 😘

I’ll bring Laura a file surrounded by a German Chocolate cake soon, @BeardLawyer

i love describing cicadas to people in places that don't have them. big bugs that scream until they die every summer. and every 17 years, millions crawl out of the ground and you have to shuffle down sidewalks through their dying and screaming bodies

@The_Cliz Y'all give me hope. Love 😍😍

For whom those given up: It's out there. It is. That feeling you can't describe and yearn for and don't know why or what it is. The suffering will be worth it. Keep your eyes open and your chin up, kids, you'll know what to do when it hits you. It took forty years to find her.

It truly is the end times

Ugh, I hate tweeting from jail. This isn't the real me.

Breakfast: caramel coffee and #poptarts

@PondHockeyPro Me either Kraigly

@PondHockeyPro I often eat over the kitchen sink, like an animal.

Sometimes I tweet shit that is only funny to me. But I find me fucking hilarious

@AmandaEeeek 😍😍😍

@InsaneCrazyGuy @MaverickBistro

@GrosslyOvrRtd Got one, thanks TJ 💅😏

@The_Cliz 😍😍😍

@candidqueso I wore pajama bottoms to the gym today if that tells you anything. I do own at least two pairs of whorepants though

@candidqueso Glasses for infinityyyyy

@Kvy_kv Ooooo